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I'm feeling Bold :D
How about tellling us something about your past/childhood that others don't know.
I'll start. :)

At ten & a half I was living in a Squat with my Mum & Sister with a Rock Band called Zest. One of the Dudes used to take me shooting down in the basement & one of the other hippys gave me my first guitar & taught me my first riff. :cool:
My Mum was with the Lead Guitarist so he opened another squat up for just the family & we moved in to that.
A few months later the place we first squatted was Busted & it was the Biggest Heroin bust in the county up till that date.
The Dude who took me shooting was called Grim, We Never saw him again. :eek:

Your turn, Come on don't leave me hanging. :p
 
my best mate jak used to live next door but one to me.
one evening there was a car parked in this lane abou 300 yards up the lane from jaks house, people would go there to make out and stuff.
we were sat in his bedroom window looking out, and we spotted the car
let go see what there doing.
so we went out walked showly up the lane, about 100 yards away we hoped over a fence and went round the car so they wouldnt see us.
once we went right round them, we crept up on the other side, expecting to hear " ahh ahh yes yes " slowly slowly we crept long the hedge with the car the other side
just as he were about to get right alongside, car doors opened..............aghh !!!!!!!!!!!!!! we ran like **** across the muddy feild, i lost my trainer half way across and we were both laughing our heads off in a scared sort of way.
we got across the feild to a farmers bridge that went over a motorway, we hid up there and watched the car speeed out of the lane and speed off fast to the foot of the hill were we were hiding.......by this time i ws papping myself and i thought we were gonna get killed.
i think the car left after a few mins and then we slowly crept home
...............
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played vs Ledley King & Shaun Wright-Phillips in a local tournament called "Gold Coast Classic" when i was 13 (they was 15-16) at the time, yes i played football few years older then me cause it made me a lot better player!

we lost to them in the semi finals 3-1 (i gave a pen away haha) and then they went and lost to a brazilian team who where amazing!

was good fun seeing Ian Wright watching us from the touch line! good times!
 
userunknown said:
my best mate jak used to live next door but one to me.
one evening there was a car parked in this lane abou 300 yards up the lane from jaks house, people would go there to make out and stuff.
we were sat in his bedroom window looking out, and we spotted the car
let go see what there doing.
so we went out walked showly up the lane, about 100 yards away we hoped over a fence and went round the car so they wouldnt see us.
once we went right round them, we crept up on the other side, expecting to hear " ahh ahh yes yes " slowly slowly we crept long the hedge with the car the other side
just as he were about to get right alongside, car doors opened..............aghh !!!!!!!!!!!!!! we ran like **** across the muddy feild, i lost my trainer half way across and we were both laughing our heads off in a scared sort of way.
we got across the feild to a farmers bridge that went over a motorway, we hid up there and watched the car speeed out of the lane and speed off fast to the foot of the hill were we were hiding.......by this time i ws papping myself and i thought we were gonna get killed.
i think the car left after a few mins and then we slowly crept home
...............
another ??? i got another good n
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We used to steal aliminium cans from big recycling skips and sell them to some random lady and one day the bin men caught us breaking one open with a crowbar and chased us a good half a mile, but i hid behind a wall!

My mum used to give me a hiding with a wooden spoon!
 
Many moons ago this was, my friend and I were armed with some airbombs, around guys fawks night at the time. There was this guy on our estate who was the local icecream man and he used to leave his van outside his house at night. Unfortunately for him he had a sliding window in it that didnt lock, we decided to bung about 4 airbombs through the window for the lols and too see what would happen. so after chucking them in and running round the corner too see what would happen, there was 4 loud bangs and lots of smoke. We were rolling on the floor laughing our heads off until we saw flames inside which quickly engulfed the icecream van and burned it too smithereens. No more icecreams for us, and yes I still feel bad about it now some 20 years later. It was funny at the time though and we never got caught.
 
My dad and I tried to gatecrash a party at George Michaels house one night. Elton John was there as well as Geri Halliwell. We has this drunk idea we could sneak in and just 'mingle'. It was Christmas Eve. We climbed over a hedge and got in the garden before we realised there was only 6 people there so we had no hope of blending in. We legged it when we got seen by one of the staff. Nearly ended up in jail for Christmas and probably ruined his party. :(:D
 
I got suspended from school at 14 for selling pornography.

I was known as the "Porn Baron"

It was very embarrassing having to go around to all of my teachers with a note explaining why I needed two weeks work, but it did give me enough money to have an awesome time.
 
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