Fess up !!!

[4T5]

I'm feeling Bold
How about tellling us something about your past/childhood that others don't know.
I'll start.

At ten & a half I was living in a Squat with my Mum & Sister with a Rock Band called Zest. One of the Dudes used to take me shooting down in the basement & one of the other hippys gave me my first guitar & taught me my first riff.
My Mum was with the Lead Guitarist so he opened another squat up for just the family & we moved in to that.
A few months later the place we first squatted was Busted & it was the Biggest Heroin bust in the county up till that date.
The Dude who took me shooting was called Grim, We Never saw him again.

Your turn, Come on don't leave me hanging.

 

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This One time In band Camp.

Live a sheltered life did we ?

 

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My Second Fess.

I set alight to my Mums boyfriends house when i was about 5-6'ish, I had this thing for fire where I would trip out if I stared at it for to long. That day I was playing with matches in the bathroom when a gust of wind blew the net curtains onto the match, It kind of went Poof & there was fire everywhere.
I went back down stairs & sat on the sofa crapping myself, Then i nipped back up & had a look, It weren't good. I went back downstairs & sat on the sofa.
Then on the 3rd trip up to see how things were doing my Ma had sent her boyfriend up behind me to see what I was up to.
I didn't know he was behind me when I opened the bathroom door but got blown back onto him when the backdraft hit me. + + +
I was standing outside the house with me Ma & sister & ian & some fire engines that were filling the house with water when his Mum & Dad came round the corner carrying the shopping. +
Many beatings later & some "Special" Doctors & i stopped with the fire.

 

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He was copying Fox trying to be funny rather than sharing something with the community.


Fess 3.

My Dads a Romany Gypsy who can't read or write & he left me when I was 14 months old, I went & found him when I was 19, His first words to me were;
"It's a long time 18 years ain't it boy" +
Never mind about that Where's my 18 crimbo prezzys, Birthday prezzys & pocket money.

 

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I can't tell if you're taking the **** or not. Seriously?

Of course seriously, Why would I lie ?

O sorry the last line was a joke Obviously.

 

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How did you manage to find him? Even the rozzers have enough trouble finding gypos.

My Ma had always had my Auntie Cabbages (she has the face of a cabbage) addy as they have a big pig farm down in Buckinghamshire. I was with this posh Doris at the time & when we woke up on a Sunday she asked me what i was doing today, I thought for a while then said, Going to find my Dad !
My Ma told me when I was 12 as soon as I left school I was out + (I was Bad ) I left school May22nd & was under 16 coz I'm born in July & moved into my mates Mk3 Cortina
Anyway...
When I left home she gave me my Auntie Cabbages addy. That Sunday I got in my 240k GT uber & cruised down to Buckinghamshire to find my Auntie/family. I pulled up on the Pig farm & some Mahoosive Gyp asked me what the **** I wanted.
"I'm looking for ****** ****** (dads name)
Gyp - "Never heard of him" "Who are you anyway ?
"My Name"
Gyp - "**** me" Then there was lots of shouting & loads of Gyps coming out of everywhere.
My Aunti Cabbage rang my Auntie Lovie & she came down the farm & introduced herself, She is Lovely by the way.
Then she rang my Uncle Lenny & he came down & took me up his site as my Dad was at work on his site/tip in West London.
I spent a couple of hours with my Uncle Lenny on the council tip he runs & then a big green transit pulled in & my Uncle Lenny said "There's your Dad"
He waved me into the cab & then said the "Long time 18 years ain't it boy line.

Can't believe you are interested.

 

[4T5]

I've just logged in to say Malc is awesome.

God knows why you'd say that but I am keeping the quote anyway. +

lolmalc30

 

[4T5]

tell us more interesting stories, you know thats why you made the thread!

I have been here years & kept things to myself despite people asking me for more info. I want to share with the community meaning I read the posts as well as write them.
If I am boring you though I will stop.

 

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In Norwich Prison there's a small block called D-Wing that is on the side of the Main wing. This is where they used to keep the Lifers & those up for Hanging, There is one cell in that block that has an old fashioned barred door as well as the normal prison door, this was where they put you the night before you was Hung & Lots of people were Hung in Norwich prison over the years.
I stayed in that cell & slept soundly. +
The screws even took us down the stairs into the room you dropped down to once you was Hung.

For the record I was in Norwich after being transferred from Brixton HMP for a Serious crime of which I was Cleared, An obvious case of mistaken indentity but at the time I was a bit lairy & it suited certain partys to have me off the street. But I say again I was Not guilty & was only in there on Unconvicted Remand until trial & then released.

 

[4T5]

With the critisism my spelling & punctuation gets I'd be ****** if I released a book & run out of Englandshire.

 

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Quite the reverse actually, I moved to the Midlands around 17 years ago to change my life which I have.
I'm flattered to think that others are interested & have been asked to write a book by quite a few people which seems weird to me. For me it's just my life & a pretty ****** up one at that.
I certainly don't glory in my past it is just what it is.

 

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You know what ? I completely understand & say to my Young friends all the time that I pity them because of the Big brother state we are in.
Here we go then

When I was a lad (Is that really Me saying that )
Anyway When you got caught riding your Chicken chaser flat out across the pavement on your estate the copper just Punched you then Dragged you back to your rents where they continued the Battering whilst Rozzer had his cuppa tea & a Digestive.
It was sort of unwritten that if you had the kind of Rents that gave you a good beating for doing wrong then they let them sort it. Seemed fair to me, I knew the risks, I took them & I took my punishment/beatings like a Man.
I remember CID taking me home one day & I thought Crap this won't go well. The old bill would ring my Ma & she would just shout down the phone "Keep the ******* Gypo" & Slam the phone down on them.
Anyway they takes me home all cool like & my Ma just opens the door & puts her fist in my face then drags me in the house by my hair, The CID had to pull her off me & calm her down.
We all ended up sitting around the dining room table & me having my Interview there as usual. Once they were gone though all Hell broke loose.

I should add my MA was in Crown court for Malicious wounding with Intent to Kill for stabbing my Step Dad, She also stabbed the husband before that & has done me once or twice an all.
She is well how should i put it, A bit Lairy.

 

[4T5]

I was just thinking of my book title & it ends **** ***** ****** into Computer geek.

 

[4T5]

Moar stories please Malc!!

Really ?

 

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I spend a lot of time alone & have grown accustom to my own company but I carry all my dead friends around me with wherever I go no matter what I do. I kind of see it as my duty to involve them in my life & in some small way keep them alive in me.
There was a time when I stopped making freinds as I thought I was jinxed as I've lost so many mates over the years.

Nowadays I am Thankful for my peaceful life, I appreciate tiny things that go un noticed by others & I am as True to my word as I have ever been only these days my words are Righteous.

I do think it is time I opened up, I just wonder if You & the World are ready for what I really am & who I was. + +



(There may be some Spin in the above post I am practising for when I have to promote my book. )



I just wanted to thank the other posters for contributing to the thread so Thanks all.

 

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I have said before that malc should write a book.

Well it's been a long time coming mate but I have enough material written/saved to sticks to put the final effort together & start trying to get it published.
This thread & others on here have been invaluable so Thanks to All whether a Lurker or a poster.
Special Thanks to those who have encouraged me to do something that I would never have attempted off my own back, The whole idea off writing about ones self is still ridiculous to me but it just got to the point where I thought if I don't at least try it I'll never know.
Thanks again.

If only one thing comes out of it my grammar & spelling have improved no end.

 

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I don't know really I've got to put it together first & then proof read it (Listen to me )
Shouldn't take long then I have a few ideas to get it published, I'll aim for the top to start & then bang it out anywhere if I have no takers.

 

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I'm going to be using a pseudonym but it is a name I've used in the past for some dark activities so I've got to check on the legalities & possible come backs before I announce it so to speak.

 

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I was a complete **** at school & ended up getting the cane/slipper untold times.
I'm not posting my school crap here though as to many school kids frequent the forums & times have changed to much for them to understand how it was & how we got away with it.
I will say though that if we played up & got caught we got digs.

 

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Hey 4T5, never realised that you are malc30! Figured you'd just stopped posting, glad you're still here anyway

Part of the reason for resurrecting this thread was to connect 4T5 to malc30 I honestly didn't realise people didn't put 2 & 2 together, Sorry.

The other reason was Blatant & shameless self promotion with about 2% actually gleaming relevent info.