FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2011

This was hosted 5 minutes from my office in London, walked past it on the way to Regents Park, but couldnt see anything due to the amounts of paparazzi that was there!
 
So your saying given the chance, you would only go out with kelly brook. I suppose your gf / wife is smoking hot?


Of course she is, otherwise she would be my gf (what a dumb question!) :p

Nicole Scherzinger needs to be higher, she's seriously smoking, and i agree with Rihanna being higher then last year, looks much better with that red hair
 
So your saying given the chance, you would only go out with kelly brook. I suppose your gf / wife is smoking hot?

I wouldn't say no to a ****. But the only one I'd want to introduce to my folks would be Kelly Brook.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley isn't curvy enough to make a wife out of. Katy Perry is so bland it's like spending the rest of your life eating cold porridge. Rihanna has a forehead so large she's banned from going within 100 miles of Hat Creek Observatory because it interferes with the telescopes. Megan Fox is as over hyped as Cheryl Cole, plus she has a freaky thumb and that weirds me out like midgets and people with facial deformities. Olivia Wilde has a face like a folding spade. Brooklyn Decker would be fine, if I liked blondes. Same for Marisa Miller. Nicole Scherzinger is about as attractive as a rectal exam and Irina Shayk has the most grotesque top lip I have ever seen aside from maybe Sylvester Stallones mum or Pete Burns
 
The general public and voting just don't get on do they. Katie Perry? Rhianna? Rosie who? These are the sexiest women in the world?

Next thing you'll be telling me the Conservatives will be getting back in power and we'll say a big fat "NO!" to the AV vote.




Oh, wait, people are stupid :).
 
I wouldn't say no to a ****. But the only one I'd want to introduce to my folks would be Kelly Brook.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley isn't curvy enough to make a wife out of. Katy Perry is so bland it's like spending the rest of your life eating cold porridge. Rihanna has a forehead so large she's banned from going within 100 miles of Hat Creek Observatory because it interferes with the telescopes. Megan Fox is as over hyped as Cheryl Cole, plus she has a freaky thumb and that weirds me out like midgets and people with facial deformities. Olivia Wilde has a face like a folding spade. Brooklyn Decker would be fine, if I liked blondes. Same for Marisa Miller. Nicole Scherzinger is about as attractive as a rectal exam and Irina Shayk has the most grotesque top lip I have ever seen aside from maybe Sylvester Stallones mum or Pete Burns

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Oh wow a personal insult....very big of you;)

She is fat as far as im concerned...im sure shes not that bothered about my opinion so dont let it bother you either fella lol.

That she isn't to your taste is perfectly acceptable,but you can't seriously be suggesting that she is 'fat'? I've dated 'fat' girls..none of the pictures posted could ever be described as fat.
 
That she isn't to your taste is perfectly acceptable,but you can't seriously be suggesting that she is 'fat'? I've dated 'fat' girls..none of the pictures posted could ever be described as fat.

But in his opinion she is. Not hard to grasp. It's clear you won't be able to convince him otherwise.
 
But in his opinion she is. Not hard to grasp. It's clear you won't be able to convince him otherwise.

Semantics then..his definition of 'fat' is different to mine and, I'd suggest, the majority of the population. What is 'hard to grasp' is that he must think the large majority or women in the real world are fat too
 
Error when voting, Dita Von Teese wont get my vote.

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Saw a lesbian porno with her in the other week, never knew she had done one.
 
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