Find equlibrium with this nifty thingy

mrbios · 20 Aug 2009 at 23:10

burnt toast tastes like poo

Fire taste like crap on toast

Taste like crap on toast fire

Fire in the taste of toast Clapp

Twentymac · 20 Aug 2009 at 23:12

Can you show me some ID?
私のIDをいくつかお見せしましょうか？

Can I show you my ID number?
私は自分のID番号をお見せすることはできますか？

I can show you my ID number?
私は自分のID番号を表示することができますか？

Can I have your ID number to display?
私はあなたのID番号を表示しなければならないことはできますか？

I have your ID number must be displayed?
私はあなたのID番号を表示する必要がありますか？

Do I have your ID number must be displayed?
私はあなたのID番号が表示される必要がありますか？

Do I need your ID number is displayed?
私は表示されているお客様のID番号が必要ですか？

I have shown your ID number do I need?
私はあなたのID番号を示している必要がありますか？

I need your ID or that number?
私はあなたのID 、またはその番号が必要ですか？

I have your ID, or do I need that number?
私は、あなたのIDを持っていますか私は、番号が必要ですか？

I have my ID if you have the number do I need?
場合の数を用意すればいいが私は自分のIDをお持ちですか？

If I have a good number of cases if you have your ID?
お使いのIDを持っていますもし私の場合は良い番号をお持ちですか？

If your ID I would have is whether you have a good number?
あなたのしていると番号の場合は、かなりの数があるかどうかは何ですか？

If your numbers are, whether there is a significant number?
お使いの数字は、かなりの数があるかどうかは何ですか？

Your numbers, if there are any significant number?
あなたの数字は、かなりの数があるかどうかは何ですか？

You figure, if there are any significant number?
もしあったとしても、かなりの数のしているのは、図？

Even though you are a significant number of the figure?
にもかかわらず、かなりの数の場合は、図のは何ですか？

Nevertheless, a significant number of cases, the figure is?
それにもかかわらず、かなりの数の例は、数字は何ですか？

Equilibrium found!
Come on, you can do better than that.

Cairnsey · 20 Aug 2009 at 23:12

Chris Moyles is keen on pleasant donkeys and aliens

to

Chris Moyles has an eye on foreigners and ass fun

to

Chris Moyles has an eye on foreigners and butt fun

Reppyboyo · 20 Aug 2009 at 23:14

I am the best thing since sliced bread.

Became

I am a perfect slice of bread.

Cairnsey · 20 Aug 2009 at 23:17

Charity Football match spoilt by shearer impersonator throwing poo

to

Shearer throwing cow charity soccer game is to destroy the artist's impression

Reppyboyo · 20 Aug 2009 at 23:18

Oh my god you make chickens look like ducks.

Became

Please refer OMAIGODDONIWATORIKAMO.

What the hell?

mod1fied · 20 Aug 2009 at 23:23

why am i smart

to

But would it kill you to capitalize properly?

What......

Another:
fish on monday

to

Fish of the Month

My favourite:
Equilibrium found!

to

Please balance!

GreatAuk · 20 Aug 2009 at 23:43

shut up you little halfwit -----> Close to a halfwit -----> Next halfwit

Perhaps that's because you post useless carp all the time? ----> This post is a waste of time, probably carp?

I live to be happy, and eagles fly to live, while presidents live to start nuclear war -----> Flight of the president of a nuclear war, the eagle, this is the beginning of a happy life

oh, next time gave this as an end comment : http://www.questionparty.com/answers/new

Mirage · 20 Aug 2009 at 23:51

Yo dawg, i heard yo dawg liked yo-yos so i put a pic of yo dawg yo-yoing on a yo-yo so yo could yo-yo yo dog whilst yo dawg yo-yos, dawg

>>

I'm with you - that is, dawg IIIIII yos I have to repeat the old dog dawg - genes, and photos of my dawg dawg yoing yos I love

DarkShadow · 20 Aug 2009 at 23:52

I like big butts and I cannot lie

..

I'm like a big bum, I'm lying

mac1st3 · 20 Aug 2009 at 23:56

Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a b****?

to

UEINBUREIDICHOKU say anything?

Granted it's not the correct phrase, but I helped it out a little, else it would be:

Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a b****?

becomes

Wayne Brady'll hafta choke or say?

EDIT: removed minor swearies, just incase >.>

mac1st3 · 21 Aug 2009 at 00:00

How much wood, would a Woodchuck chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
into Japanese
どのくらいの木材、ウッドチャックする場合は、ウッドチャック木か？
back into English
How much wood, if the groundhog, or woodchuck wood?
back into Japanese
どのくらいの木の場合は、ウッドチャック、またはウッド木材？
back into English
How much wood if the woodchuck, wood or wood?
back into Japanese
どのくらいの木の場合は、ウッド、木材や木材？
back into English
How much is a wooden case, wood, lumber and timber?
back into Japanese
どのくらいの木箱、木材、木材や木材？
back into English
How many wooden boxes, wood, lumber and timber?
back into Japanese
どのように多くの木箱、木材、木材や木材？
back into English
How many wooden boxes, wood, lumber and timber?

mac1st3 · 21 Aug 2009 at 00:03

I think I made it divide by zero...

google?
into Japanese
Googleのですか？
back into English
What is Google?
back into Japanese
グーグルは何ですか？
back into English
Google?
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Googleのですか？
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What is Google?
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グーグルは何ですか？
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Google?
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Googleのですか？
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What is Google?
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グーグルは何ですか？
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Google?
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Googleのですか？
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What is Google?
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グーグルは何ですか？
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Google?
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Googleのですか？
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What is Google?
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グーグルは何ですか？
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Google?
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Googleのですか？
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What is Google?
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グーグルは何ですか？
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Google?
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Googleのですか？
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What is Google?
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グーグルは何ですか？
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Googleのですか？
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グーグルは何ですか？
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Googleのですか？
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グーグルは何ですか？
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Googleのですか？
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グーグルは何ですか？
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Googleのですか？
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グーグルは何ですか？
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Googleのですか？
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グーグルは何ですか？
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It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

makes a difference if you use punctuation, even a full stop at the end of the sentance changes everything

shimy182 · 21 Aug 2009 at 00:07

you need link for this *fingers crossed it will keep working*

no worries, ignore

iamdjdz · 21 Aug 2009 at 00:08

Cats love watching you masterbate

masterbate, I love cats

shimy182 · 21 Aug 2009 at 00:15

let's go!
i should probably head over there now

into Japanese
私は頭が必要以上

back into English
I need to head over

back into Japanese
私の頭をする必要がある

back into English
Need to be a head of me

back into Japanese
私の頭が必要

back into English
I need a head

back into Japanese
私は頭が必要

back into English
I need a head

Kreeeee · 21 Aug 2009 at 00:16

my ding a ling, my ding a ling, i like to play with my ding a ling
I, Ding Ling, I, I like I'm playing in a pair of tongs Rei Rei
I'm Rei Chung, I, I I'm playing as a pair of tongs, Ray Ray
I have my pincers, Chung played as a pair of Rei's Ray Ray, I
I am, I played as a pair of Ray Ray Ray Chung is my tongs
I, the tongs me I am working as a pair of Chung REIREIREI
I, I REIREIREI Chung and I worked as a pair of tongs
Me, myself and my work as a pair of tongs REIREIREI Chung
Me, myself and a pair of tongs Chung REIREIREI job
I, myself, and Tei Osamu REIREIREI pair work
I, myself, and Osamu REIREIREI pair Pavilion
I, myself, REIREIREI Osamu Tate pair
I, myself, REIREIREI TEITOPEA O.
I, myself, REIREIREI TEITOPEA O a
I, myself, REIREIREI TEITOPEA O is
I, myself, or is REIREIREI TEITOPEA
I, myself, or REIREIREI TEITOPEA
I, myself, or REIREIREI TEITOPEA

Flibster · 21 Aug 2009 at 00:19

all your base are belong to us

to

All members of the Foundation

Kreeeee · 21 Aug 2009 at 00:20

Why are chav's like slinky's?
Why sexy like a chav?
Sexy like a chav?
The chub is a woman?
Chubb What women?
Chubb women?
Chubb What women?
Chubb women?
Chubb What women?

It then loops...

Flibster · 21 Aug 2009 at 00:24

Movie quotes work quite well.

you're all clear kid, now lets blow this thing and go home

goes to...

To clarify, you can go to blow up the homes of all children