First ever blonde GUY joke

LeperousDust · 22 Feb 2006 at 00:07

Crispy Pigeon said:
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, they say.

That always reminds me of "People in glass houses sink sh... sh.. ships"

Che · 22 Feb 2006 at 02:03

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"A blond guy"
"Oh...do come in."

Creature · 22 Feb 2006 at 02:08

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Cargo"
"Cargo who?"
"Car go beep"

Amleto · 22 Feb 2006 at 04:00

Phnom_Penh said:
You a pirate or something?

why are pirates called pirates?

because they aaaarrrrrrrrrrr

/runs

Nix · 22 Feb 2006 at 04:07

/chases.

Amleto · 22 Feb 2006 at 04:36

/hides

Nix · 22 Feb 2006 at 04:53

Where'd he go?

benjo plz. · 22 Feb 2006 at 04:57

Worcester.

Nix · 22 Feb 2006 at 05:04

Cheeky son of a

Jimmeh · 22 Feb 2006 at 07:22

Amleto said:
why are pirates called pirates?

because they aaaarrrrrrrrrrr

Legendary.

DJammyRasta · 22 Feb 2006 at 09:41

Norbert666 said:
I do try. Honest.

hehehehe dont worry Norbert i hadn't heard it before and found it very funny

Kell_ee001 · 22 Feb 2006 at 09:46

Killerkebab said:
They're almost as retarded as the Irish

LMAO

Funniest thing in this thread so far!

kitten_caboodle · 22 Feb 2006 at 10:25

Creature said:
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Cargo"
"Cargo who?"
"Car go beep"

Lol!!

I've heard lots of blonde guy jokes, but they're all about David Beckham

Mellownatts · 22 Feb 2006 at 10:38

Jokester said:
I've also heard that joke with David Beckham as the blonde guy (obviously not on a building site but you get the idea).

Yeah thats the one i've heard.

Sic · 22 Feb 2006 at 10:39

Tom0 said:
woooaaah careful with that joke, its an antique

funniest thing in the thread so far.

Spunj99 · 22 Feb 2006 at 11:28

Blonde guys > j00.

We're a dieing breed, y'know. Well, blonde haired people with blue eyes are at least.

Lame!

drdimmer · 22 Feb 2006 at 11:33

Nah its a good joke, being blonde hair and blue eyed myself.

DJammyRasta · 22 Feb 2006 at 12:21

Spunj99 said:
Blonde guys > j00.

We're a dieing breed, y'know. Well, blonde haired people with blue eyes are at least.

Lame!

thats called natural selection

maybe if ya'll didn't jump off buildings and wasting what sounded like a nice ham sandwich then u might live longer

luckily while i used to be blond as i grew older my iq began to rise and my hair changed to brown

SidewinderINC · 22 Feb 2006 at 12:28

Spunj99 said:
Blonde guys > j00.

We're a dieing breed, y'know. Well, blonde haired people with blue eyes are at least.

Lame!

it'd be a different story if hitler had his way!

ive heard the same joke but with english irish and scotsman.

Spunj99 · 22 Feb 2006 at 12:37

SidewinderINC said:
it'd be a different story if hitler had his way!

ive heard the same joke but with english irish and scotsman.

Lol.

It'd be a different story if the whole "tall, dark and hansom" ideals hadn't been implanted into womans brains by the media for the last 10 years.

/moves to Sweden with all the other blondies.