Fishy...

[ElliorR]

Let's stop skating round the issue, you were nearly out of pocket to the tuna £4 (don't get me started on the cost of fish nowadays, you almost have to go to a loan shark for the cash), that plaice sounds eely bad. You stuck by your puns and weren't koi about this and haddock enough.

Pity you're not from Scotland as you could have got Alex Salmon onto it.

Cod it I'm all pun'd out.

 

[-BA-]

Come guys finish it!

 

[Parky]

Are all these puns I keep herring manta be funny?

 

[Cosimo]

I bait we'll land a few more bad puns.

 

[RomanNose]

This thread is a load of codswallop.

 

[Cosimo]

This thread is a load of codswallop.

It was never going to be more than a load of pollocks.

 

[sanaxe1]

I've haddock enough of this plaice. The sheer scale of badness in this thread is awful, can people please just stop carping on about fish.

 

[Makhaira]

I've haddock enough of this plaice. The sheer scale of badness in this thread is awful, can people please just stop carping on about fish.

Stop being a plankton...

 

[Trusty]

No, we're just trying to make this thread eely bad.

Lol, ok, i'll kelp.


OP, I ray, what a chubbish situation to find yourself in.

 

[NoUserName]

Did the "place" even know what food standards are?

 

[Syla5]

You should have given the chippy a right grilling, he haddock coming to him!

 

[yhack]

<meta fish pun>

 

[Zbornak]

Maybe the OP just wanted to read fish puns and the ammonia thing is just a red herring.

 

[JayMax]

Write a letter of complaint, and don't skate around the point!

 

[Brookert]

Write a letter of complaint, and don't skate around the point!

you sir, have taken a pun to another level!

 

[Hades]

I guess you're stuck between a rock and a hard plaice.

 

[ChrisB]

Dory, dory me these puns are orfeful

 

[GreatAuk]

I don't want to be amine old man, but that chippy sounds like a bit of a ***** to me.

 

['Wes]

Well, thank cod you didn't eat it all.

Fail, it's haddock.

 

[Hitman_UK]

should have battered the owner