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My thread about wiping your bum sitting down versus wiping it squatting/hovering/standing up gets locked but this stays open? Come on mods, throw me a bone here.

OP - you suck, your rules suck but this thread is unintentionally hilarious so I vote 5 stars :)
 
[FnG]magnolia;19835140 said:
My thread about wiping your bum sitting down versus wiping it squatting/hovering/standing up gets locked but this stays open? Come on mods, throw me a bone here.
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For what it's worth I agree, that thread was actually of practical use. I stand up to wipe, as I feel I can get better access that way. But the person's comments about buttcheek closure causing the undesired compression of foreign grogans really made me reconsider.
 
Robbie G said:
For what it's worth I agree, that thread was actually of practical use. I stand up to wipe, as I feel I can get better access that way. But the person's comments about buttcheek closure causing the undesired compression of foreign grogans really made me reconsider.
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If I were a betting man I'd put you firmly in the 'sitting down' camp.

Confirm/deny?

e : my world view shattered because you edited/added! I definitely had you down as a sitter.
 
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[FnG]magnolia;19835140 said:
My thread about wiping your bum sitting down versus wiping it squatting/hovering/standing up gets locked but this stays open? Come on mods, throw me a bone here.

OP - you suck, your rules suck but this thread is unintentionally hilarious so I vote 5 stars :)
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I concur, I would have liked to see that discussion expand to wiping direction as well.
 
Does anyone know why it was locked? I've never had that before and there was no swearing or medical stuff in it. Odd.

Perhaps the OP can help us out with some of his guidelines :cool:
 
Milkybk said:
Surely that's actually not a discussion, more common sense! Why would you wipe **** on to your balls?! :eek:
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Ah, but if you do alternating front-to-back then back-to-front you can get a cleaner wipe without risking contamination of the scrotum.
 
[FnG]magnolia;19835214 said:
If I were a betting man I'd put you firmly in the 'sitting down' camp.

Confirm/deny?

e : my world view shattered because you edited/added! I definitely had you down as a sitter.
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Well I might be a sitter now following the point about closed buttcheeks, because I'm going to test it out when my ass next demands it.

Something else I've noticed is that my poo is much more healthy on the second movement. Obliging at the first wave often results in a mess, especially if I've been drinking the night before. Keep it in and 'brew' it for a bit, the result will be much more pleasant.
 
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Robbie G said:
Well I might be a sitter now following the point about closed buttcheeks, because I'm going to test it out when my ass next demands it.

Something else I've noticed is that my poo is much more healthy on the second movement. Obliging at the first wave often results in a mess, especially if I've been drinking the night before. Keep it in and 'brew' it for a bit, the result will be much more pleasant.
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You don't brew a poo, you brew a fart and bake a poo :)
 
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