Football Banter Thread

ThestigGT999 · 6 Jul 2018 at 23:40

Martynt74 · 16 Jul 2018 at 12:59

So i have this near my new house at the weekend as Blackburn got promoted

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burial_of_the_Coffin

One of the weirdest football traditions i've seen!

Nate75 · 16 Jul 2018 at 13:44

They are all at it...

MikeTheNative · 16 Jul 2018 at 14:43

Marvt74 said:
So i have this near my new house at the weekend as Blackburn got promoted

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burial_of_the_Coffin

One of the weirdest football traditions i've seen!

It's quite funny though, good for fan morale even in relegation i suppose.

BaZ87 · 16 Jul 2018 at 18:40

Please stop posting everything and anything in this thread. This is for banter.

robfosters · 22 Jul 2018 at 22:56

It’s happened at last!

On pens, East Fife four, Forfar five. What a time to be alive

nemtizz · 23 Jul 2018 at 01:58

We're going down.

CliffyG · 23 Jul 2018 at 12:04

robfosters said:
It’s happened at last!

On pens, East Fife four, Forfar five. What a time to be alive

I'm sure that happened a long time ago already.

robfosters · 23 Jul 2018 at 12:36

CliffyG said:
I'm sure that happened a long time ago already.

Happened in 1964, long before it was made famous by Eric Morecambe. Never happened since.

CliffyG · 23 Jul 2018 at 16:16

I'm sure I saw the result come in when I was a kid. Must have been mistaken though as I wasn't even born then.

Derek W · 11 Aug 2018 at 21:39

Pringle W said:
Does this constitute 'banter'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43936932

Sorted that out now

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45158184

explicit4u · 12 Aug 2018 at 22:43

Bizarre goal from the U20 Womens WC

https://twitter.com/x/status/1028724015614058496

Yas786 · 12 Aug 2018 at 23:24

lol tummy goal

spudbynight · 13 Aug 2018 at 18:08

Does it touch her arm?

The_One · 13 Aug 2018 at 20:36

So spurs new ground is delayed

waited for ever for a trophy so whats a few months waiting for the stadium to be finished

robfosters · 13 Aug 2018 at 21:56

Sarri smokes 80 a day lol.

Roman won’t have to bother sacking him when he wins nothing, he’ll be medically retiring anyway with emphysema!

Yas786 · 13 Aug 2018 at 22:49

robfosters said:
Sarri smokes 80 a day lol.

Roman won’t have to bother sacking him when he wins nothing, he’ll be medically retiring anyway with emphysema!

Geezus how does he carry out training?? Does he carry an oxygen bottle around with him

BaZ87 · 14 Aug 2018 at 13:11

@Purdy what were you doing at a Woking match?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/sky-sports-legend-martin-tyler-13080060

Purdy · 14 Aug 2018 at 18:19

I wonder what variation of 'OoooOOOooOOOOOOOhhh' he creamed out after that

robfosters · 14 Aug 2018 at 18:47

BaZ87 said:
@Purdy what were you doing at a Woking match?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/sky-sports-legend-martin-tyler-13080060

It weren’t the raider was it?

“You want some!”