Football Banter Thread

Juicy Jama · 2 Jul 2020 at 11:48

woppy101 said:
Liverpool have won the league and the government are paying people not to work, somewhere out there there is a Scouser with a lamp and a genie and he’s wondering what to do with his last wish.

Made me lol

Derek W · 2 Jul 2020 at 13:18

chroniclard said:
Finally, the day has arrived! Due to the delay of the season I could not order my boss a mug for his birthday which was a few weeks ago but its now scheduled for delivery on Thursday.

As a Spurs season ticket holder I am sure he will appreciate his tea even more now.

Nearest thing they'll have had to a cup as well

adam cool dude · 2 Jul 2020 at 13:25

chroniclard said:
Finally, the day has arrived! Due to the delay of the season I could not order my boss a mug for his birthday which was a few weeks ago but its now scheduled for delivery on Thursday.

As a Spurs season ticket holder I am sure he will appreciate his tea even more now.

If you delete the liver bird and the 19 it could be a United cup too

Shamikebab · 2 Jul 2020 at 19:49

Stolen from reddit

BaZ87 · 2 Jul 2020 at 22:57

adam cool dude said:
If you delete the liver bird and the 19 it could be a United cup too

Cannot believe nobody has latched on to this backpass for a tap in. You left yourself far too exposed adam and got let off lightly.

Malevolence · 18 Aug 2020 at 16:49

Bit of a blast from the past.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1295610521203412992

adam cool dude · 18 Aug 2020 at 16:51

I bet that is in his C.V as previous job experience.

MissChief · 31 Aug 2020 at 03:55

Heh. Sorry Newcastle fans. I put £10 on Newcastle to be relegated when the takeover fell through. I’m already being offered £12.50 cash out!

Somnambulist · 5 Sep 2020 at 12:59

Hahahah

“Alexis Sanchez asked about an Arsenal return after one Man Utd training session”

Shamikebab · 5 Sep 2020 at 13:04

We all asked the same after his first match

Tombstone · 5 Sep 2020 at 13:52

Pfft....hahahaha

MissChief · 5 Sep 2020 at 13:57

Hideous. Is that their genuine away or third kit?

Tombstone · 5 Sep 2020 at 13:58

Reminds me of these sweets from when I was a kid

Shamikebab · 5 Sep 2020 at 13:59

Our away kit and home kit have already been announced, no idea what that is

MissChief · 5 Sep 2020 at 14:02

Seems it’s genuine United third kit. The shirt I could see, but looks awful with the shorts in the same pattern. Socks too apparently.

Shamikebab · 5 Sep 2020 at 14:05

Yeah the shirt alone would be fine, not great but fine. Thankfully we probably won't have to see it too much.

ik9000 · 5 Sep 2020 at 14:52

it's their zebra crossing kit. For when the other team is running away with it utd stick this on at half time and make their strikers give way to utd's pedestrian defence.

McBain · 5 Sep 2020 at 14:55

It's bad but not quite as bad as the grey kit from back in the 90s, where they got pumped by Southampton and had to change at half time because the players said they couldn't see each other. No problem with this 3rd kit!!!

It wouldn't be as bad if the shorts were a solid colour....

mysticsniper · 5 Sep 2020 at 17:30

Somnambulist said:
Hahahah

“Alexis Sanchez asked about an Arsenal return after one Man Utd training session”

What an idiot, total prima-donna.

McBain said:
It's bad but not quite as bad as the grey kit from back in the 90s, where they got pumped by Southampton and had to change at half time because the players said they couldn't see each other. No problem with this 3rd kit!!!

It wouldn't be as bad if the shorts were a solid colour....

You can see them same thing happening here, one bad half and those kits will be changed.

If they've got the balls to wear them lmao

McBain · 5 Sep 2020 at 17:49

For the sake of our eyes let’s hope it never sees the light of day