Forget pooing through a letterbox

Blackvault · 27 Feb 2017 at 10:38

In Northern Ireland we do this http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/s...n-cctv-making-unwanted-delivery-35485854.html

What ever would possess someone to do that!

Participant · 27 Feb 2017 at 10:51

Must have been a reet sexy door

robfosters · 27 Feb 2017 at 10:55

as he was a postie, was he wearing a French letter?

darael · 27 Feb 2017 at 10:57

Gives a whole new meaning to "special delivery".

Sliver · 27 Feb 2017 at 10:59

People do the strangest things.

Cleisthenes · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:00

Sliver said:
People do the strangest things.

I cannot think of a single good reason why you'd do that though :confused:

Perhaps he needs help.

MikeTheNative · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:00

The one time you hope the package doesn't fit through the letterbox.

Cromulent · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:01

I love the fact that he got done for damaging a door and a floor. Obviously they were looking around with what they could charge him with and decided that sticking your thingy through a letterbox damaged a door.

Sliver · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:03

Cleisthenes said:
I cannot think of a single good reason why you'd do that though

That's probably because you are a well balanced primate.

Jamesyboyjim · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:07

Cromulent said:
I love the fact that he got done for damaging a door and a floor. Obviously they were looking around with what they could charge him with and decided that sticking your thingy through a letterbox damaged a door.

Maybe because he spilled love gravy on the door too and nobody now wants to touch it so it has to be burnt

Efour · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:11

I think an L with a series of o's and a final L says it all.

Imagine the shame.,.. lol

Blackvault · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:16

I suppose it does bring a whole new meaning to the phrase... smashing the "front" door in...

wesley · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:19

3 mims? must be a quick delivery

hornetstinger · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:20

be funny if the owner had a hyena.

zom247 · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:27

Pipe Bomb

MikeTheNative · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:30

hornetstinger said:
be funny if the owner had a hyena.

Are they known to have issues with people sticking their penis' though letterboxes?

hornetstinger · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:32

well would you do it?

"Most sources say the hyena bite is around 1100 psi, but Wikipedia says it is 11,400, however I couldn't find any other sources which could corroborate this claim. Having said that, the hyena has one of the most powerful bites in the animal kingdom, having even been observed crushing giraffe bones."

MikeTheNative · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:38

hornetstinger said:
well would you do it?

"Most sources say the hyena bite is around 1100 psi, but Wikipedia says it is 11,400, however I couldn't find any other sources which could corroborate this claim. Having said that, the hyena has one of the most powerful bites in the animal kingdom, having even been observed crushing giraffe bones."

If they had a normal dog I wouldn't either. Don't want to risk getting the bestiality charge as well.

tom_e · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:46

Cleisthenes said:
Perhaps he needs help.

Seems like a perfectly fine and well balanced member of the community to me...

Nasher · 27 Feb 2017 at 11:55

Likes his job a bit to much