Forward Rolls

[Marzipanogram]

I haven't done a forward roll since being at School, and I don't think I'll ever do another one in my lifetime.
So it's with regret that I sign the Scroll of the Forward Roll, and declare to the World that I have officially given up practising the Forward Roll.

I know they'll be tears shed, but like whatevers.

Will you continue to Forward Roll?

 

[Stu999]

Backwards rolls still good though?

 

[uber soldat]

Too early to be hitting the Whisky dude, go drink lots of very strong coffee.

 

[SideWinder]

Can you film yourself trying one and then sharing the outcome?

 

[EGuitarStar]

Try rolling like this Dog, it is easier and you'll feel better.

 

[robfosters]

At my age and with my back, I think a forward roll would do me an awful mischief

 

[Yaayuh!]

Do a barrel roll!

 

[Semple]

I imagine most on here would struggle with a forward roll. I'm not sure I'd take the risk either!

 

[Stumble Bum]

Ah it's the school holidays.

 

[Martynt74]

I imagine i'd struggle now.

Mention of forward rolls always brings back a memory from primary school, where one rather large girl was completely unable to do one. She just kind of toppled sideways. The P.E teacher wouldn't let anyone leave until she'd managed it. I can only imagine the impact that had on her mental state (admittedly as a group of 8yr old boys we found it hilarious)

 

[Josh]

I actually did a forward roll last week.

 

[robfosters]

I actually did a forward roll last week.

I did a ham roll. It was delicious.

 

[Beans on toast Dave]

this is how you do a roll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

 

[robfosters]

this is how you do a roll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

BAN!

 

[SideWinder]

this is how you do a roll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

 

[bushmins]

I vote that OcUK do a Christmas 'Best forward roll' competition. Everyone who enters has to film themselves doing a Christmas forward roll (Make of that what you will). OcUK can then pick the winner and fork out for a 3090 for the winner. Wheres 5UP when you need him.

 

[Chris Wilson]

I vote that OcUK do a Christmas 'Best forward roll' competition. Everyone who enters has to film themselves doing a Christmas forward roll (Make of that what you will). OcUK can then pick the winner and fork out for a 3090 for the winner. Wheres 5UP when you need him.

Maybe the member with the unwanted bottle of inferior whiskey now has a cause to donate it to, if this takes off? Maybe a second place prize however...

 

[ianh]

I did Judo for years so had no issues doing one, then I hit my mid-40's and it's like all the flexibility in my body was stolen one night and if I tried to do one now I'd just shatter like Mr Glass in Unbreakable!

 

[TrannyBill]

Try and do a forward roll away from the stairs on the landing.
It's a massive fight against instinct.

 

[Digital X]

I managed one at primary school but not done one since.