Found a Lump down below.

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malc30 said:
:p Dude did you not read the bit about me having kidney stones all year & having a water infection about every 2-3 weeks & me feeling a DEFINATE lump.
I am 42 years of age i think i know the difference between a tube & a pea sized lump.
Instead of suggesting i read crap from Wiki i suggest you read the thread BEFORE posting in them.
Also do you think the Doctor would have prescribed me 500mg Anti B's to deal with NATURAL tubes. :p
I am on the floor here :p
Read the god damn threads/posts Before you post such a Stupid lame *** comment.

*More Hysterical laughing this end*
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Harsh dude, and now your lump will swell painfully due to karma :(
 
Tried&Tested said:
There's nothing lame about his post, he is actually quite correct. They often are mistaken. Epididymitis for one.

Either way. GET IT CHECKED BY A DOC.
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*more hysterical laughing*

Oh look even after i ripped apart the other non reader of posts we have someone else posting when he clearly has Not read my posts :p

My throat hurts :p

So you think i should go to a Doctor then, good idea mate I'll do that :p
 
Jonny69 said:
How strange, I was already fiddling with my balls under my desk :)
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:cool: Good man.
I think a weekly nut shuffle should be Mandatory & could even be eased into your team talks :)
 
Happened to me before but I didn't go to the doctor. It sorted itself out so must have been the same thing.

I would worry that if my doctor started touching me turn there I would get all 'excited'. Seriously even if it was a bloke anything sets me off. I used to have to hold my bag in front of me when I stood up on the bus when it got to my stop at school.
 
malc30 said:
*more hysterical laughing*

Oh look even after i ripped apart the other non reader of posts we have someone else posting when he clearly has Not read my posts :p

My throat hurts :p

So you think i should go to a Doctor then, good idea mate I'll do that :p
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Do us all a favour and lose the attitude. My comment was aimed at everyone reading this thread, eg ALL lumps should be checked. I was also backing up the other guy you seemed to rip in to for no reason.
 
ScarySquirrel said:
Happened to me before but I didn't go to the doctor. It sorted itself out so must have been the same thing.

I would worry that if my doctor started touching me turn there I would get all 'excited'. Seriously even if it was a bloke anything sets me off. I used to have to hold my bag in front of me when I stood up on the bus when it got to my stop at school.
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now thats scary!
 
Just to add to this, if you catch it early enough it can be treated with no further effects. You may lose a nut, but you'll stop cancer spreading throughout your body. I know two people that have had this. One got rid of the faulty nut, the other waited to see a doctor. He lost one nut, then the other, then had to get bits and pieces cut out of him over a period of time as it spread. He wishes he hadn't waited now.

CHECK YOUR NUTS NOW!

IF YOU FIND ANYTHING GO STRAIGHT TO A DOCTOR ASAP!!

Paul
 
Hmm getting felt up and not have your misses mind - bonus!

Seriously, it would probably make me get a second opinon.. nothing like being completely certain.
 
Fubar said:
How the hell do you keep from getting a big raging boner?
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malc30 said:
For all those worrying about getting aroused Trust me it just isn't like that at all, not even with a fitty handling an old boy like me. I may as well have been showing her my kneecap & that's the truth of it. All very clinical from the Doc & all you can think of is "Just tell me am i gonna die or what" :p
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Tried&Tested said:
Do us all a favour and lose the attitude.
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I think you are mistaking Attitude for the Natural high one gets when he finds out he hasn't got Testicular cancer, but don't let that stop you digging a :p
 
Same thing happened to me 3 weeks ago,could barely walk,woke up on a Monday in agony,went to the docs Monday evening.
Never saw my own doctor,but a women doctor i,ve never even met :eek: .turned out to be an infection of the epedurmal whatever too.
500mg antibiotics for a week,and plenty of painkillers,all is fine now(had a nice 4 days off work,its quite a heavy job though,and on my feet all day).
Seems to be an epidemic .....on these boards at least.
 
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