Fray Bentos dilemma

Mr Badger · 2024-10-30T22:56:55+0000

I have found treasure in the back of a kitchen cupboard. Fray Bentos Steak & Kidney pie with a BBE date of 2021 and a big dent in the tin.

Obviously the smart thing to do would be to use it as the centre piece of a romantic meal with that special someone. But unfortunately I don't like kidney and wouldn't want to spoil the mood by retching, so I need to find an alternative way forward.

Any tips for this sort of situation? Ebay listing, or perhaps the Members Market?

dlockers · 2024-10-30T22:57:25+0000

I earn +100k. What is fray bentos?

Mr Badger · 2024-10-30T22:58:29+0000

dlockers said:
I earn +100k. What is fray bentos?

A tenner to you.

gEd · 2024-10-30T22:59:57+0000

bin
I used to think they had "a certain charm"......they don't

uber soldat · 2024-10-30T23:00:38+0000

Does it come with a Gucci belt?

Mr Badger · 2024-10-30T23:01:17+0000

gEd said:
bin
I used to think they had "a certain charm"......they don't

Bit harsh. I doubt you have ever even met her.

Ayahuasca · 2024-10-30T23:01:26+0000

Snort it

Mr Badger · 2024-10-30T23:02:45+0000

uber soldat said:
Does it come with a Gucci belt?

Maybe. There could be anything lurking inside that tin...

Mr Badger · 2024-10-30T23:04:02+0000

Ayahuasca said:
Snort it

Liquidise first, or just have at it?

drakulton · 2024-10-30T23:05:55+0000

cook it and get the special someone to pick the kidney out and finish the rest off yourself.

Mr Badger · 2024-10-30T23:07:49+0000

drakulton said:
cook it and get the special someone to pick the kidney out

Now that sounds like sexy time.

drakulton · 2024-10-30T23:09:39+0000

Mr Badger said:
Now that sounds like sexy time.

sexy time is what it's all about.

Diddums · 2024-10-30T23:32:13+0000

Use it as a steppy-step to get to the proper food, like beans or spaghetti and meatballs.

cainer · 2024-10-31T00:20:08+0000

That reminds me i got a couple in the cupboard that must be approaching their BB date,
just need to pluck up the courage to get the lid off with a cheap tin opener, i'll get some bandages on standby

Philtor · 2024-10-31T00:53:04+0000

Hard to beat a bitta Fray Bentos.

Don’t care what anyone or their dog says, but they are beaut

wordy · 2024-10-31T02:51:40+0000

Donate it to Tommy Robinson’s legal fee crowdfunding effort.

Mr Badger · 2024-10-31T02:55:21+0000

wordy said:
Donate it to Tommy Robinson’s legal fee crowdfunding effort.

Do you have the address?

adolf hamster · 2024-10-31T07:23:27+0000

I thought the purpose of a fray bentos was as a springboard for creativity.

Insofar as you'll make just about anything when the alternative is fray bentos.....

Manbatius · 2024-10-31T07:35:06+0000

I forgot these existed, used to have them a fair bit as a kid, maybe I have repressed them nothing screams a healthy childhood like a pot noodle/ super nooodles or Fray bentos pies.

I would eat it anyway, even if I did not like it as I dislike waste (I type this thinking how much i would bin hah once cooked hah)

Lartyconshayo · 2024-10-31T07:42:47+0000

dlockers said:
I earn +100k. What is fray bentos?

Former leader of Cuba