Fray Bentos dilemma

[Mr Badger]

I have found treasure in the back of a kitchen cupboard. Fray Bentos Steak & Kidney pie with a BBE date of 2021 and a big dent in the tin.

Obviously the smart thing to do would be to use it as the centre piece of a romantic meal with that special someone. But unfortunately I don't like kidney and wouldn't want to spoil the mood by retching, so I need to find an alternative way forward.

Any tips for this sort of situation? Ebay listing, or perhaps the Members Market?

 

[dlockers]

I earn +100k. What is fray bentos?

 

[Mr Badger]

I earn +100k. What is fray bentos?

A tenner to you.

 

[gEd]

bin
I used to think they had "a certain charm"......they don't

 

[uber soldat]

Does it come with a Gucci belt?

 

[Mr Badger]

bin
I used to think they had "a certain charm"......they don't

Bit harsh. I doubt you have ever even met her.

 

[Ayahuasca]

Snort it

 

[Mr Badger]

Does it come with a Gucci belt?

Maybe. There could be anything lurking inside that tin...

 

[Mr Badger]

Snort it

Liquidise first, or just have at it?

 

[drakulton]

cook it and get the special someone to pick the kidney out and finish the rest off yourself.

 

[Mr Badger]

cook it and get the special someone to pick the kidney out

Now that sounds like sexy time.

 

[drakulton]

Now that sounds like sexy time.

sexy time is what it's all about.

 

[Diddums]

Use it as a steppy-step to get to the proper food, like beans or spaghetti and meatballs.

 

[cainer]

That reminds me i got a couple in the cupboard that must be approaching their BB date,
just need to pluck up the courage to get the lid off with a cheap tin opener, i'll get some bandages on standby

 

[Philtor]

Hard to beat a bitta Fray Bentos.

Don’t care what anyone or their dog says, but they are beaut

 

[wordy]

Donate it to Tommy Robinson’s legal fee crowdfunding effort.

 

[Mr Badger]

Donate it to Tommy Robinson’s legal fee crowdfunding effort.

Do you have the address?

 

[adolf hamster]

I thought the purpose of a fray bentos was as a springboard for creativity.

Insofar as you'll make just about anything when the alternative is fray bentos.....

 

[Manbatius]

I forgot these existed, used to have them a fair bit as a kid, maybe I have repressed them nothing screams a healthy childhood like a pot noodle/ super nooodles or Fray bentos pies.

I would eat it anyway, even if I did not like it as I dislike waste (I type this thinking how much i would bin hah once cooked hah)

 

[Lartyconshayo]

I earn +100k. What is fray bentos?

Former leader of Cuba