Crass ego-trip turns quickly in to sob story guilt-trip.
I'd buy so many pasties, and smash them all on video for all to watch, maybe even a live stream of me smashing £200 worth of pasties.
Go on you know you wanna see this
I think that's an unfair comment - to have earned the cash the OP obviously has, they aren't stupid; I am sure they would have been aware there would be the begging, the funny and the genuine need for hard cash.
There are so many deserving people/charities out there, all would have benefitted from the OP's generosity, but they came here, made a genuine offer and one that we at OcUK could actually see the subsequent results from.
I don't rate the OP as egotistical, I don't see the thread as 'cringy', as I said before, I wish there were more people like the OP and less judgemental people.

If the OP genuinely wanted the money to go to a good cause he would have given it to charity rather than come into a overclocking forum and ask strangers why they should get the money. It's as simple as that.
The rest of the thread just turned into a massive cringe fest, Schizo gave his reason as to why he should get the money and that's fair enough but everyone else just jumped on the band wagon and that just made it cringy.
If you do want to help Schizo then start another thread as someone else has already suggested.