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haz_pro · 10 Apr 2013 at 17:42

YEAH MR. WHITE, YEAH SCIENCE.

Kishywish · 10 Apr 2013 at 17:44

The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.

lego · 10 Apr 2013 at 17:44

I'm a leaf on the wind

PooBrain · 10 Apr 2013 at 17:48

I need scissors! 61!

theonejat · 10 Apr 2013 at 17:49

Please allow me to adjust my pants. So I can dance the good time dance.

umboma · 10 Apr 2013 at 17:51

Is it raining?

CaNsA · 10 Apr 2013 at 17:52

And I said to him "Everyone loves a bit of Alabama black snake right?"

chris-82 · 10 Apr 2013 at 17:55

In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".

just Scott · 10 Apr 2013 at 17:56

i like trains

marv · 10 Apr 2013 at 18:06

my wife hates Marmite so i shoved a load in her mouth !

Bromhead · 10 Apr 2013 at 18:18

I'm laying here, staring into the sky and I see Angels fighting

Malevolence · 10 Apr 2013 at 18:18

Penguins eat dirty little fish!

Cocky-Roach · 10 Apr 2013 at 18:20

Shabba

gazzab · 10 Apr 2013 at 18:27

You sweet man-faced girl. I was having fun, then I saw you and my fun went soft.

ince · 10 Apr 2013 at 18:44

grawl

T345 · 10 Apr 2013 at 19:17

lolkwerk!
Oh.

AshD93 · 10 Apr 2013 at 19:31

*Opens bedside drawer - Sees it full of water, shampoo and other random liquids*

"KIDS!"

*Looks underneath drawer - Live power socket - Kids arrive*

"What the hell is this!?"

*Points at the drawer - Kids look towards it, then in my eyes*

...

"We were trying to make petrol"

mattf · 10 Apr 2013 at 20:22

You don't have no ice cream, you didn't get none, you didn't get none, you can't afford it!

the_jetsetwilly · 10 Apr 2013 at 20:30

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea

C64 · 10 Apr 2013 at 20:31

mehehehe