Man of Honour
Sounds awfully like something you have to update on a regular basis as opposed to just working
Only if you've got a motorised dish, I'm now fixed for the last 5 years.
You can keep up with your 'Enigma 2 requires constant updates' nonsense but it's untrue.
I will agree there's a learning curve to get an Enigma 2 STB to your preferences but if I was to die now my wife should still be using that STB until she dies without any update.
My VU+ Solo2 lasted for 9 years without a single update and to be honest you only updated the channels on the satellites that weren't 28.2E.