Fresh fruit, not manly.

[djmc0]

Eat a raw steak while setting yourself on fire.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Slice the bannana preferably with a large machete then eat the slices

 

[Molemanmus]

Bring a live bull into the office and take a bite from it.

 

[antijoke]

Banana eater yourself huh?

I am indeed.They are my favourite fruit.

 

[4T5]

You're only Gay if the Banana comes back out your mouth wearing a Dobber !!!

 

[SourChipmunk]

I am indeed, the fruit of choice.

Your punctuation causes that sentence to be read completely wrong.

Or was that intentional and accurate?

Bunch of fruits in this thread.

 

[Dr.EM]

Wait, wouldn't an Ape eat bananas? They obviously wouldn't be slicing them up beforehand either.

"Oh, look at the big gay silverback over there", it doesn't work. Banana eating is thus masculine, no?

 

[SourChipmunk]

Wait, wouldn't an Ape eat bananas? They obviously wouldn't be slicing them up beforehand either.

"Oh, look at the big gay silverback over there", it doesn't work. Banana eating is thus masculine, no?

Silverbacks are gorillas, and they're all gay, too. They wouldn't think twice about bending a man over and having their way.

 

[antijoke]

Your punctuation causes that sentence to be read completely wrong.

Or was that intentional and accurate?

Oh how I laughed.

 

[knip]

I have this thing where I cant eat it straight from the peel, I have to remove all of it from the peel and then eat it with just the actual banana. Dunno why, I just feel weird eating it with the peel still attached.

Bananas are definitely my favourite fruit though.

 

[BiGT-]

puff..........................

 

[Hunders]

I wish I could bring myself to eat the bruised bits of a banana. I'd probably eat them a lot more if I could....

 

[hsp70]

take a durian to the office and eat it next to the person that laughed at you.

 

[JIM_BOB7813]

TBH I don't give a monkey's if people want to make puerile jokes about me eating a banana - they're a good fruit to eat.

 

[E61 Grouphead]

By office, do you mean classroom? It sounds like you work in a primary school for gods sake.

Whatever next.

Yes, primary school pupils are always making sexual innuendos about eating bananas...

Edit: OP, I'm reminded of this poster from my school years

http://www.brightonandhovepct.nhs.uk/healthprofessionals/hplibrary/images/25.0.L.002.jpg

 

[mrk]

I just got laughed at for "looking gay", my crime was eating a banana in the office.

At first I was wtf, but coming to think about it they're right - blokes DO actually look a bit camp whilst eating a banana.

Is the banana a girls fruit?

Obviously my image has taken a knock today so tomorrow I need to redress the balance somehow. Should I do this with an alternative more manly piece of fruit or is the only way back from this for me to spear some meat and drag it into the office by it's legs 9am tomorrow?

The person who laughed at you must be fruity.

Bananas are an extremely rich source of energy and goodness.

Unless you were eating said banana in a cocky way....THAT would be different

 

[zinc]

yea to regain your tarnished image, you must come into work tomorrow with a animal you just hunted and skinned moments before, then eat the raw meat straight of the bone!

 

[killari]

If you must eat fruit you should eat one of these:

without your hands. That will def look manly as they grow to a size generally about that of your head.

 

[NickK]

Banana + yoghurt + milk + oats + soya protein + spoon of honey + blender = manly bodybuilding shake.

People that attribute a quantity of manliness to a fruit have issues in the case of bananas possibly small issues.

 

[Buffman]

I hope you beat them all down with your keyboard, I know I would .
What do they eat at the office then?