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Soldato
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*Phone rings*
Me: Hello?
B: This website is running incredibly slowly, look into it please.
Hmm, the derp table seems to be locking. Odd as it's only got 1.5m records. Oh, wait... why is every field nvarchar(max)? WAIT, WHY IS EVERY FIELD FULL TEXT INDEXED?
*Kills junior dev and his family*
Me: Hello?
B: This website is running incredibly slowly, look into it please.
Hmm, the derp table seems to be locking. Odd as it's only got 1.5m records. Oh, wait... why is every field nvarchar(max)? WAIT, WHY IS EVERY FIELD FULL TEXT INDEXED?
*Kills junior dev and his family*
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^ Nice 'tash brah. I hope he got a badge for it.
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What is that SciFi piccy from??? it's awesome! Actually - I get it it's from Bladerunner just side on...
I actually made a soundboard of those gangster movies a while ago:
http://rbrt.s3.amazonaws.com/HomeAlone.swf
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