****Fresh random image thread (with rule addition)Every post MUST contain an image!****

[Kohaashi]

SERIOUSLY!!!!!......... .???

you need to post a picture in this thread matey

 

[Sp00n]

ooohh...

 

[Cosimo]

ive posted this wrong srry

Just post any picture

 

[Lum]

edit: vvvvv Got it now, thanks!

 

[jp_bl_68]

4chan rant

You missed a "****".

Why are they talking about dinosaurs?

 

[Sp00n]

 

[Simian]

**Tia Dalma**
I would.

Me Too

 

[Sonea Fifer]

 

[Robert1986]

The film opens with a robed, profusely bleeding "God" disemboweling himself, with the act ultimately ending in his death. A woman, Mother Earth, emerges from his remains, arouses the body, and impregnates herself with his semen. Becoming pregnant, she wanders off into a vast and barren landscape. The pregnancy manifests in a fully grown convulsing man whom she leaves to his own devices. The "Son of Earth" meets a group of faceless nomads who seize him with what is either a very long umbilical cord or a rope. The Son of Earth vomits organic pieces, and the nomads excitedly accept these as gifts. The nomads finally bring the man to a fire and burn him. "Mother Earth" encounters the resurrected man and comforts him. She seizes the man with a similar umbilical cord. The nomads appear and proceed to rape her. Son of Earth is left to mourn over the lifeless body. A group of characters appears, carry her off and dismember her, later returning for Son of Earth. After he, too, is dismembered, the group buries the remains, planting the parts into the crust of the earth. The burial site becomes lush with flowers. While the movie is not easily approached—lacking both dialogue and discernible cultural symbols—it does contain references to various religious and pagan myths. Christian elements are present in the impregnation of Mother Earth by God, akin to the impregnation of Mary by the Holy Spirit. The same myth is partly present in ancient Egyptian mythology, where Isis impregnates herself with the penis of the killed god Osiris and gives birth to Horus.

 

[jp_bl_68]

What film is that?

 

[iamTakeo]

lol need the name of that film, maybe I'll have a search later.
Does anyone have any other bizzare films to suggest?

Edit: Film is called Begotten; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begotten
lol just flicked through it. It was way too long and slow. The text that describes the plot is enough.

Everyone who likes cinematography should watch Koyaanisqatsi, or Bakara at least once.
Koyaanisqatsi;
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085809/
Bakara;
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103767/

 

[Tonyator]

Just google the text...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begotten

 

[Deadbeat]

Me Too

Dunno if that's the same person you've posted, but I meant in the film. I'd make her tell me the story of Davy Jones. When it gets to the bit where "he cut out him 'eart", that'll be me finished.

There's a guilty pleasure for you.

 

[jp_bl_68]

lol need the name of that film, maybe I'll have a search later.
Does anyone have any other bizzare films to suggest?

 

[Robert1986]

What film is that?

Begotten. Its one of the most disturbing movies ever made. It just so hard to watch but its almost like poetry. Worth a watch to be honest. Just be warned, it'll stick in your mind for weeks after you watch it. Its just so weird.

 

[jp_bl_68]

It's up on youtube so I think I'll give it a go. Cheers

 

[Robert1986]

It's up on youtube so I think I'll give it a go. Cheers

On youtube? really? The whole thing? Thats surprising.

 

[orderoftheflame]

ooohh...

Nom, my favorite.

 

[Haggisman]

Saw this in Asda the other day and instantly made me think of "Yo dawg..."



(don't ask why I was looking at the Legos in Asda... [although there was a really hot checkout girl I was thinking of asking for a drink but then chickened out...])

 

[DisrupTor75]