Friday 13th

saw someone get stuck under a wheel of a truck, firemen had to jack up the front wheel to get the poor guy out, it was pretty sick.

ive had 5 different mates call me already hammered wanting to get on the lash, there is defintely something in the air tonight.
 
dozer said:
....there is defintely something in the air tonight.
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Reminds me of that old prostitute joke :D

Two prostitutes on a street corner. One turns to the other and says "Its gonna be a good night tonight as I can smell ***k in the air". The other turns to her and replies "Sorry, I just burped".

:eek:

Shun me if you will after that joke, but i've been up since 10am, failed an exam and have to go work a nightshift in an hour so think I deserve to lower the tone lol :p
 
Bumhucker said:
I bought a new coat, got home and found the cashier left the security tag on! :mad:

That's about as bad as it's got so far.
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could be worse , you could try and take it off yourself and it could leak various colours of ink over your new coat
 
number41 said:
Reminds me of that old prostitute joke :D

Two prostitutes on a street corner. One turns to the other and says "Its gonna be a good night tonight as I can smell ***k in the air". The other turns to her and replies "Sorry, I just burped".

:eek:

Shun me if you will after that joke, but i've been up since 10am, failed an exam and have to go work a nightshift in an hour so think I deserve to lower the tone lol :p
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bad but lol
 
number41 said:
Reminds me of that old prostitute joke :D

Two prostitutes on a street corner. One turns to the other and says "Its gonna be a good night tonight as I can smell ***k in the air". The other turns to her and replies "Sorry, I just burped".

:eek:
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At least she didn't fart.
 
I ended my 100% run in the CCNA module tests because I only filled in 2 answers when it needed 3. :mad: it had to end sometime though. :p
 
Weird day really - went out to my car and loaded everything needed to venture forth with an 18 month son ie. everything including the kitchen sink, tried to start the car and.........nothing. Absolutely nothing except a low groan from under the hood. Rang beloved OH and had a go at him for leaving the headlights on all night, only to be reminded that they turn off with the ignition. So anyway, he comes home, grabs the key and the ****** thing starts first time. Oh well, c'est la vie.
 
andy8271 said:
could be worse , you could try and take it off yourself and it could leak various colours of ink over your new coat
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Well I've considered trying that but I don't believe in this Friday the 13th stuff and I don't want evidence otherwise ;)
 
Hahaha, well guess what. We were reversing the car off the trailer and one of the ramps slipped out. Car crashed down a foot and a half and was sitting on what looked like the sill. Luckily it has a full chassis and a hell of a lot of ground clearance so it was actually sitting on something solid and did no damage. I was in the car though, brrrrrrrb at the time :D
 
I live at number 13... I have 13 stairs in my house...

I also recieved a Tax rebate in the post.

/me puts on lottery.
 
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Some idiot jumped in front of my car (lucky I swerved and missed). Later on the car wouldn't start after cutting out. Got home to find a parcel delivered, with the contents stolen...

Looked outside, the statue from the garden had been stolen. Got mad, broke some stuff. Maybe I'm being punished for not being supersticious :)
 
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