Friday Caption Competition!

[Malt_Vinegar]

Mine to get us started:

Me - "Look Doc, NHS direct is telling me this is not normal after apendix surgery"
Doc Irish - "For sure, its fine I tells ya! Quit giving me so much stick! Now where is my whiskey?!"


Do your worst

 

[eXor]

Left dude : I'm so happy to see you!

Right dude :

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Left: Do you want to play with my stick?
Right:Yeah!

 

[Bennie-Mac]

Right guy : What the hell happened to you?

Left guy : My girlfriends menstruating...

 

[ChrisJSY]

Left: I've got a bit of a woody.
Right: *getting ready to take it*

 

[Cybermyk]

The emergency services zombie attack tests were off to a bad start today as staff weren't told about "going for the head"....

 

[Pumpkinstew]

L: Last time I ever play mixed hockey
R: I warned you.... where's the ball?

 

[gillywibble]

'Did you dress like that for Children in Need?'

'Yes'.

 

[tisonlyme]

'Dude, you are way too competitive, this was my favourite shirt and everything...'

 

[Nix]

Boys, being boys, gave Dave a lot of stick.

 

[grez]

Guy on left: "Look I do realise we are filming a remake of Alien on a budget but this is ridiculous"

 

[V4NT0M]

 

[ICEx21]

Guy on left:Remember when I said too you "let's go play football" and you said "nah lets play hockey instead"?......well that was a smart move dumb @$$!

 

[Skii]

Hello ? Claims Direct ? yes I'll hold.

 

[Malt_Vinegar]

Hello ? Claims Direct ? yes I'll hold.

Best so far!!

Its me on the left btw

 

[Cosimo]

Guy on the left: ****, I’m only insured for fire and theft.

Guy on the right: I told that your insurance was worth puck all.

 

[Ben M]

"it's only a GX8000"
"cheap bar steward"

 

[Nix]

To listen to your messages, press one.

 

[Malt_Vinegar]

"it's only a GX8000"
"cheap bar steward"

GX3000 Its one of my old sticks from about 5 years ago that was in the back of my garage!! Was a goodun too!

 

[BigglesPiP]

"are you wearing that for a bet?"