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Nelson Mandela is at home watching TV when there is a knock at the door. A Japanese deliveryman is clutching a clipboard, pointing to a truck full of car exhausts in the driveway and yelling: "you sign, you sign". The bewildered president will do no such thing and slams the door. The next day, the man is back, waving a clipboard under the great man's nose, gesturing to a truckload of brake pads and insisting: "you sign, you sign".

Nelson gets rid of the man again, but next day he's back with two truckloads of car parts, once again insisting that the president sign for the goods. Mandela loses his temper and yells: "look, I don't want these. Do you understand? You have the wrong name". Puzzled, the Japanese man consults his clipboard and asks: "You not Nissan Maindealer?" ;)
 
Wife gets naked & asks hubby: "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?" Hubby looks her up and down and replies: "Your ******* sense of humour!"
 
This was in my team's weekly report that my boss sent out today...

René Descartes was sitting in a bar, drinking quite heavily. It was getting close to closing time and the barman called, "Hey, René, one for the road?"
"I think not", replied René and promptly disappeared.
 
This was in my team's weekly report that my boss sent out today...

René Descartes was sitting in a bar, drinking quite heavily. It was getting close to closing time and the barman called, "Hey, René, one for the road?"
"I think not", replied René and promptly disappeared.

That isn't even a joke. It's more like a statement.
 
This was in my team's weekly report that my boss sent out today...

René Descartes was sitting in a bar, drinking quite heavily. It was getting close to closing time and the barman called, "Hey, René, one for the road?"
"I think not", replied René and promptly disappeared.

Think I'm missing something here.
 
This was in my team's weekly report that my boss sent out today...

René Descartes was sitting in a bar, drinking quite heavily. It was getting close to closing time and the barman called, "Hey, René, one for the road?"
"I think not", replied René and promptly disappeared.

I'm dense. Eh?
 
This was in my team's weekly report that my boss sent out today...

René Descartes was sitting in a bar, drinking quite heavily. It was getting close to closing time and the barman called, "Hey, René, one for the road?"
"I think not", replied René and promptly disappeared.

Lol, cogito ergo sum ;)
 
[DOD]Asprilla;11247791 said:
On the base of 'The Thinker' by Auguste Rodin there is a quote from Descartes saying 'I think, therfore I am.'

He said 'I think not' and so he ceased to exist.

Ah, right. I was taking "disappeared" to mean he left the bar, rather than vanished.
 
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