bit of a long shot here - got a long joke I remembered from the old days
one of those jokes that are long and when told a bit inebriated with actions etc. it can be quite funny.
bear with me, will try my best to recall:
st peter is standing by the pearly gates, looks up and sees a man approaching.
st peter: 'excuse me but heaven is getting a bit full at the moment - if you can provide me with a valid reason for dieing then you may enter heaven.'
guy1: 'odd story, I was working out on the balcony of my 13th storey flat and foolishly tripped over a barbell and fell over the balcony - luckily though, I managed to grab the 12th story flat balcony below me. Im dangling there thanking my lucky stars when all of a sudden a man pulls my fingers free and I fall. Luckily I landed on a large bush below. I lie there broken but alive, thinking 'wow what a miracle, that was close' when all of a sudden a fridge lands on me - killing me - hence why I am here'
st peter: well thats a bit of a tough break, you may go through into heaven.
5 minutes later st peter looks up and sees another man approach him at the pearly gates.
st peter: 'excuse me but heaven is getting a bit full at the moment - if you can provide me with a valid reason for dieing then you may enter heaven.'
guy2: 'funny you should ask, I got an anonymous phonecall today that my wife was having an affair. So I raced home, stormed through the door and saw my wife lying in bed naked. Enraged I searched the flat for the punk and happen to notice fingers on the balcony. Maddened I pull the fingers off causing the punk to fall, unfortunately he lands on a large bush below. I can see he is injured but not dead so I find the closest and heaviest object nearest me and grab the fridge and throw it on the punk. In my rage filled exertion of lifting the fridge - I had a heart attack - killing me - hence why I am here.
st peter: well thats a bit of a tough break, you may go through into heaven.
5 minutes later st peter looks up and sees another man approach him at the pearly gates.
st peter: 'excuse me but heaven is getting a bit full at the moment - if you can provide me with a valid reason for dieing then you may enter heaven.'
guy3: 'Well............I was in this fridge'
(da dum tish - thank you fans - hope that brightened someones Friday a bit more)
one of those jokes that are long and when told a bit inebriated with actions etc. it can be quite funny.
bear with me, will try my best to recall:
st peter is standing by the pearly gates, looks up and sees a man approaching.
st peter: 'excuse me but heaven is getting a bit full at the moment - if you can provide me with a valid reason for dieing then you may enter heaven.'
guy1: 'odd story, I was working out on the balcony of my 13th storey flat and foolishly tripped over a barbell and fell over the balcony - luckily though, I managed to grab the 12th story flat balcony below me. Im dangling there thanking my lucky stars when all of a sudden a man pulls my fingers free and I fall. Luckily I landed on a large bush below. I lie there broken but alive, thinking 'wow what a miracle, that was close' when all of a sudden a fridge lands on me - killing me - hence why I am here'
st peter: well thats a bit of a tough break, you may go through into heaven.
5 minutes later st peter looks up and sees another man approach him at the pearly gates.
st peter: 'excuse me but heaven is getting a bit full at the moment - if you can provide me with a valid reason for dieing then you may enter heaven.'
guy2: 'funny you should ask, I got an anonymous phonecall today that my wife was having an affair. So I raced home, stormed through the door and saw my wife lying in bed naked. Enraged I searched the flat for the punk and happen to notice fingers on the balcony. Maddened I pull the fingers off causing the punk to fall, unfortunately he lands on a large bush below. I can see he is injured but not dead so I find the closest and heaviest object nearest me and grab the fridge and throw it on the punk. In my rage filled exertion of lifting the fridge - I had a heart attack - killing me - hence why I am here.
st peter: well thats a bit of a tough break, you may go through into heaven.
5 minutes later st peter looks up and sees another man approach him at the pearly gates.
st peter: 'excuse me but heaven is getting a bit full at the moment - if you can provide me with a valid reason for dieing then you may enter heaven.'
guy3: 'Well............I was in this fridge'
(da dum tish - thank you fans - hope that brightened someones Friday a bit more)
I thought it was kinda clear
