Friday Joke Night

[Vasquez]

omg tl;dr

why?

 

[asim18]

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I just printed that lol, it'll give me something to read in bed later

Btw, i havent read anything that long for years. Didn't even read Romeo and Juliet for my english gcse cwk :\.

SO IT BETTER BE WORTH IT!

 

[V4NT0M]

How do you make a swiss roll?

 

[G-MAN2004]

How do you make a swiss roll?

Push him down a hill.

 

[iviv]

Push him down a mountain?

Edit: Dagnabit!

 

[zain]

Haha Swiss Roll! Here maybe this can save the thread:

http://break.com/index/compilation-of-reporters-getting-owned.html

 

[gumbald]

Delete that massive post, it's painful. I'm sure previous threads with that have been edited.

 

[V4NT0M]

What do you call shoes made out of Bananas?

 

[zain]

Slippers!

 

[Rich1988]

That was such a waste of time! took me so long to read

 

[V4NT0M]

You guys are too sharp

Try this;

 

[Inquisitor]

SO IT BETTER BE WORTH IT!

Oh it is

 

[Doohickey]

That was such a waste of time! took me so long to read

I think that was the whole point

 

[IdhDec]

Argh not that huge wall of text again.

 

[Majago]

I just printed that lol, it'll give me something to read in bed later

Take it you've been having trouble sleeping recently.

 

[shifty_uk]

You guys are too sharp

Try this;

Quite funny. Could have been executed better though.

If you want some laughs just watch 'Dad at comedy barn'.

 

[asim18]

Take it you've been having trouble sleeping recently.

Erm, thank you for your concern, but i've been sleeping fine. Tyvm

 

[MR_Punk]

Longest post ever.com

 

[Tefal]

the great thing is even though the punch line is terrible it's still a really good story, and worth the read


I was annoyed when the punch line came as i felt it could have been extended into a small book

 

[MikeHunt79]

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.