Friday joke

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women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and a mask
over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend: "the other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He
saw me he said: "you are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we
made love all night long

The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office
and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say
anything.....but we had wild sex all night

The married one: "the other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mothersfor the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work,
opens the door and says..............................................




"Alright Batman?! What's for dinner?"..........
 
I'd ask for my time back for reading that joke but as there is nothing to do at work this is probably the most productive thing I have done all day :D
 
trickyj said:
not worth the struggle of reading it :p

hehe but a bad joke has qualities of its own :) groanfactor for the win! :D
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Bad jokes are only funny if they are short. (the exception being the legendary half his head is an orange joke)

For example: What do you call a man with no ears?
Anything you like, he can't hear you.

PK!
 
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