Well, I've read loads of funny stuff here so I thought I'd put my first effort in (probably for pics of small children crying with 'epic fail' on them
)
Here goes:
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out
of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.'
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take
half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.'
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an ****hole*
out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country
looking for work within twenty-four hours'
*if not allowed please edit it.
)Here goes:
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out
of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.'
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take
half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.'
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an ****hole*
out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country
looking for work within twenty-four hours'
*if not allowed please edit it.
