Friday joke

markweatherill · 11 Dec 2009 at 16:51

What did the Scottish epileptic midget get for Christmas?

A Wii Fit.

Apologies.

Ziggy · 11 Dec 2009 at 16:52

You, sir...

YOU, sir :mad:

are funny.

SlyReaper · 11 Dec 2009 at 16:52

Mikoyan · 11 Dec 2009 at 16:54

I said wii fit in scottish accent..so I give you 7/10

TFleming · 11 Dec 2009 at 16:54

I lol'd

Viper² · 11 Dec 2009 at 16:54

Racist.

UKDTweak · 11 Dec 2009 at 16:58

I'm Scottish, did not find it at all racist, but it was funny, have a star

Russinating · 11 Dec 2009 at 16:59

Cosimo · 11 Dec 2009 at 17:01

What do you call 100 nuns in a shop?

Virgin Megastore.

I know, the door is that way.

platypus · 11 Dec 2009 at 17:02

Oh dear.

CliffyBiro · 11 Dec 2009 at 17:04

I'm Josef Fritzl and No Windows was my idea.

djmc0 · 11 Dec 2009 at 17:05

Puntastic.

Shocking, absolutely shocking.

mac1st3 · 11 Dec 2009 at 17:05

stupid and funny

dekez · 11 Dec 2009 at 17:05

GravyMonster · 11 Dec 2009 at 17:07

skippi90 said:
I'm Josef Fritzl and No Windows was my idea.

/b3ta

A.N.Other · 11 Dec 2009 at 17:07

simulatorman said:
What do you call 100 nuns in a shop?

Virgin Megastore.

I know, the door is that way.

That's not so mega, really. I'm thinking more along the lines of 10,000 nuns tbh.

SiriusB · 11 Dec 2009 at 17:14

It made me smile.

<-- see?

CliffyBiro · 11 Dec 2009 at 17:33

We just got back from a holiday in Portugal.

Came back with the same number of kids I left with.

How clever am I?
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Not as clever as me. I came back with one extra.

PishY · 11 Dec 2009 at 20:42

haha

dangerstat · 11 Dec 2009 at 20:44

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