Friday joke

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go **** herself."
 
GinG said:
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go **** herself."
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much better :p
 
GinG said:
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go **** herself."
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lol
 
Englishman, scottishman and irishman are trekking through a jungle and get caught by an undiscovered tribe.
After being taken back to the village they are lined up and the natives are going crazy, then they all stop and it goes quiet.
The witch doctor walks up to the scot and says
'You, whiteman, death or kuhumba ? '

The scot panics and say 'kuhumba' and the crowd suddenly goes wild screaming 'Kuhumba' , as the witchdoctor bends the scotsman over and bangs one up him.
It then goes quiet again as the witchdoctor walks up to the englishman and says
'You, whiteman, death or kuhumba ? '

The englishman didnt want to die, so through gritted teeh he says 'Kuhumba'.
Once again the crowd goes wild screaming ' Kuhumba', as the witchdoctor bends him over and does him as well.

Again, it goes quiet and the witchdoctor walks up to paddy.
'You, whiteman, death or kuhumba ? '

Paddy stood defiant and yelled 'DEATH !!!'



Natives: 'Death by Kuhumba !!!! '
 
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