A Duck walks into a bar and says to the Barman, "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ******* bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any ******* bread, ask me
again and I'll nail your ******* beak to the bar you irritating ******* bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread ?
I'll get my coat!!
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ******* bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any ******* bread, ask me
again and I'll nail your ******* beak to the bar you irritating ******* bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread ?
I'll get my coat!!