Friday ( Un) Funny.

[Von Smallhausen]

Just been texted this one ......

A bloke walks up to a lass in a nightclub and says ' Hi, my names Bond. '

Looking unimpressed, she rolls her eyes and says, ' Don't tell me ... James ? '

' No ' he replies ..... ' Unibond. I'm here to fill your crack. '

* slam *

 

[Visage]

Just been texted this one ......

A bloke walks up to a lass in a nightclub and says ' Hi, my names Bond. '

Looking unimpressed, she rolls her eyes and says, ' Don't tell me ... James ? '

' No ' he replies ..... ' Unibond. I'm here to fill your crack. '

* slam *

BooYA!

 

[Andr3w]

LOL!!!

im soo going to use that

 

[shifty_uk]

I found that quite funny

 

[SideWinder]

im soo going to use that

I wonder what your girlfriend would say.

 

[toy_soldier]

LOL that is quite good

 

[MasterMike]

NOOOOOOOOO

 

[ChoÞÞer]

lol 9/10

 

[BrightonBelle]

I am not speaking to you again.

BB x

 

[Von Smallhausen]

I am not speaking to you again.

BB x

Pffffffft, I did say I got sent it and where did I say I liked it or laughed at it ?

* innocence *

 

[BrightonBelle]

Meh... ok well I am not speaking to whoever text it to you again then.

Especially if it is Dave.

BB x

 

[zetec452]

haha, excellent.

 

[^>Cas<^]

Thats actually one of the best ive seen on these forums

Casmeister.

 

[LoadsaMoney]

Thats ******* excellent.

 

[A2Z]

dont get it..whats unibond?

 

[^>Cas<^]

Normally a filler, for when there is a crack in the wall/Most other surfaces.

Casmeister.

 

[MarcLister]

Got a snort out of me here.

 

[VeNT]

roffles.
here, have some waffles

 

[^>Cas<^]

I hate you VeNT!!...I had gone a full day without any of those

Casmeister

 

[Pebbles]

Two eggs boiling in a pan. One female, one male. She turns to him and says “look Ive got a crack”. He replies “no point in telling me, im not hard yet”

*bows*