Friday ( Un) Funny.

[MarcLister]

I hate you VeNT!!...I had gone a full day without any of those

Casmeister

Hmm waffles with syrup just dripping ALL over them. Hmm WAFFLES!!

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Two eggs boiling in a pan. One female, one male. She turns to him and says “look Ive got a crack”. He replies “no point in telling me, im not hard yet”

*bows*

And passing admins .... ban this one please.

 

[thelonecrouton]

Haha, 2 best jokes I've seen on here yet...

 

[^>Cas<^]

Yeah, yet another brilliant joke...Both in the same thread

And, Marclister....Shut up ...DAMN YOU!!


Casmeister.

 

[Pebbles]

And passing admins .... ban this one please.

Pfff just because mine was funnier. Men are such sore losers

 

[VeNT]

I hate you VeNT!!...I had gone a full day without any of those

Casmeister

that somthing odd?
I've gone a whole year.

 

[^>Cas<^]

I was never planning on not having them again, just waiting a few days...So it tastes even better

Casmeister

 

[nemtizz]

LOLs

 

[MarcLister]

And, Marclister....Shut up ...DAMN YOU!!

What if I don't wanna?

 

[da_mic_1530]

lol great jokes

 

[rossyl]

Just been texted this one ......

A bloke walks up to a lass in a nightclub and says ' Hi, my names Bond. '

Looking unimpressed, she rolls her eyes and says, ' Don't tell me ... James ? '

' No ' he replies ..... ' Unibond. I'm here to fill your crack. '

* slam *

I've used that...was absolutely hilarious. Note i'd already pulled...I just had to say it to some poor unsuspecting girl!

 

[^>Cas<^]

Then ill have to start crying or something. Failing that, call for a curry since its curry night anyway

Casmeister

 

[Kell_ee001]

And passing admins .... ban this one please.

I'm on the case!






Lub you Pebs!

 

[zain]

<< Your respect has decreased by 1 point >>


*tuts*

 

[vincent1989]

first 'funny' joke on here in a while