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Youstolemyname

Youstolemyname

Youstolemyname

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We have our Animal Challenge© each Friday. This is where we debate as to 'which animal would win in a fight. The result is determined by a show of hands after each person has had their say as to who the victor would be. Past fights have been lions vs tigers, squirrels vs rats, bears vs gazelles etc etc

However, this week we have a hung jury. So I am putting this to you, the overclockers forum....who would win in a fight, a Golden Eagle or an Albatross?
 
Youstolemyname said:
We have our Animal Challenge© each Friday. This is where we debate as to 'which animal would win in a fight. The result is determined by a show of hands after each person has had their say as to who the victor would be. Past fights have been lions vs tigers, squirrels vs rats, bears vs gazelles etc etc

However, this week we have a hung jury. So I am putting this to you, the overclockers forum....who would win in a fight, a Golden Eagle or an Albatross?
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Does it come with wafers?

MB
 
Youstolemyname said:
We have our Animal Challenge© each Friday. This is where we debate as to 'which animal would win in a fight. The result is determined by a show of hands after each person has had their say as to who the victor would be. Past fights have been lions vs tigers, squirrels vs rats, bears vs gazelles etc etc

However, this week we have a hung jury. So I am putting this to you, the overclockers forum....who would win in a fight, a Golden Eagle or an Albatross?
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What kind of fight we talking?

Do the Albatrosses have large Talons?
 
Youstolemyname said:
We have our Animal Challenge© each Friday. This is where we debate as to 'which animal would win in a fight. The result is determined by a show of hands after each person has had their say as to who the victor would be. Past fights have been lions vs tigers, squirrels vs rats, bears vs gazelles etc etc

However, this week we have a hung jury. So I am putting this to you, the overclockers forum....who would win in a fight, a Golden Eagle or an Albatross?
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What flavour is it?
 
Spacky said:
What kind of fight we talking?

Do the Albatrosses have large Talons?
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The kind of fight if they met in a bar and just went at it bare knuckle no holds barred.

One camp at work is saying the immense wing span and bill of the albatross would allow it to outfly and peck/ flap the eagle to death where the other camp just cites razor sharp claws of the eagle....

The battle rages on.....
 
Youstolemyname said:
Albatross has a wafer, eagle a box of after eights
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OOoooo

There will now be a very short...

(The intermission sign explodes.)

We now see a series on animated captions:

'NOW SHOWING AT OTHER DANK CINEMAS'
'AT THE PORTNOY CINEMA PICCADILLY'
'WINNER OF THE GOLDEN PALM, TORREMOLINOS'
'RAINWEAR THROUGH THE AGES'
'COMING SOON'
'AT THE JODRELL CINEMA, COCKFOSTERS'

Second Voice Over: The management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening as it eats into the profits'

(Cut to the Queen on horseback; first few bars of National Anthem. Cut to Customer sitting in cinema seat clutching albatross.)

Customer: Well that's quite enough of that. And now a policeman near Rottingdeans ... Albatross!
 
Burned_Alive said:
Golden eagle, no doubt
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It's like David and Goliath really. No competition. As was said earlier, the Golden Eagle is a bird of prey whereas the Albatross as far as I know is not. Unless it has some secret hidden killer talons tucked away somewhere where only it knows :p
 
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