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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland.
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo an d good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland.
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo an d good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'
yup me... can't LOL for real. I always look at people funny when they laugh at a computer screen, don't want that to be me !
Two Welsh businessmen in Cardiff - were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick
tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're
selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
curious Englishman walked to the window, had a peek, and asked "What are
you selling here?
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Englishman said, "You are doing well ... Only two left!"
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick
tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're
selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
curious Englishman walked to the window, had a peek, and asked "What are
you selling here?
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Englishman said, "You are doing well ... Only two left!"
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Dude, this is GD, we have no room for ethics here...
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