... that and asking them to explain what a torrent is/ 'how do you do THAT???' when they ask you whether you downloaded the torrent file
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I would love to be there should the defendent question what a torrent file is. Strictly speaking the prosecutor will have to be able to give a detailed account of what a torrent file is and how it all works, should the defendent insist it be explained to him first, before giving a definitive answer.
Prosecutor: P
Defendent: D
P: Do you download torrent files and consequently the files that they point to?
D: Whats a torrent file?
P: Well, you download it and using a bitorrent program you can download a larger file such as movies, music and games.
D: I'm not sure. I might actually use this, but the name itself doesnt ring bell. Can you give me a more detailed account of how this works please?
(Looks innocently at the prosecutor)...
The Magistrate will now also be looking intensely at the prosecutor waiting for the full detailed explanation. The prosecutor will begin sweating...
EDIT: I should probably add that whatever you do if it reaches court you shouldn't lie in court.
I totally agree. However, you should know that if you do decide to lie, its quite probable that they will never have any proof that you are lying, which will make their case very weak. If you tell the truth, you are almost 100% likely to pay a fine. Of course, like fini said, you shouldnt lie.