Friend had car damaged by Royal Mail van

The Running Man · 22 Aug 2022 at 08:50

Well this thread delivered.

Feek · 22 Aug 2022 at 09:19

All you people asking for colour of hair, should be asking for pics of friend.

Scuzi · 22 Aug 2022 at 09:54

This friend, will she wet your whistle if you sort this out for her?

OcUK folk, all hands on deck, we need to get this lad laid.

MooMoo444 · 22 Aug 2022 at 16:00

Unbelievable that, I hope you get your car sorted. The guy needs to be stripped of his post, immediately - that would send a message, and I think it would go a long way to stamp out further incidents. Justice needs to be delivered here.

I'd make sure to report it anonymously though, they know where you live.

Feek · 22 Aug 2022 at 16:38

Scuzi said:
OcUK folk, all hands on deck, we need to get this lad laid.

lad?

touch · 22 Aug 2022 at 22:34

MooMoo444 said:
Unbelievable that, I hope you get your car sorted. The guy needs to be stripped of his post, immediately - that would send a message, and I think it would go a long way to stamp out further incidents. Justice needs to be delivered here.

I'd make sure to report it anonymously though, they know where you live.

To be frank, I think you're pushing the envelope with some of these puns.

Malevolence · 22 Aug 2022 at 22:45

MooMoo444 said:
Unbelievable that, I hope you get your car sorted. The guy needs to be stripped of his post, immediately - that would send a message, and I think it would go a long way to stamp out further incidents. Justice needs to be delivered here.

I'd make sure to report it anonymously though, they know where you live.

touch said:
To be frank, I think you're pushing the envelope with some of these puns.

You see, it's **** like this that needs to be stamped out.

touch · 22 Aug 2022 at 23:00

Malevolence said:
You see, it's **** like this that needs to be stamped out.

Relax, why don't you go to your safe place for a while?

Dis86 · 22 Aug 2022 at 23:14

touch said:
Relax, why don't you go to your safe place for a while?

Cuhcuhcombo breaker!

NVP · 23 Aug 2022 at 10:07

Dis86 said:
Cuhcuhcombo breaker!

I think you missed the pun...

Dis86 · 23 Aug 2022 at 10:10

Le Clandestin Brun said:
I think you missed the pun...

Can't see a mail pun there

labbby · 23 Aug 2022 at 10:11

It’s all part and parcel of parking on the street these days.

hairyfeet · 23 Aug 2022 at 10:56

You could try ringing them at least
The new fleet was supposed to have rear view cameras, remember reading about it ages ago
How long the footage is kept is another question

NVP · 23 Aug 2022 at 13:05

Dis86 said:
Can't see a mail pun there

'safe place'

Dis86 · 23 Aug 2022 at 13:08

Le Clandestin Brun said:
'safe place'

'Shrug'. I took that as meaning an actual safe place for people who are all huffy

NVP · 23 Aug 2022 at 13:08

Dis86 said:
'Shrug'. I took that as meaning an actual safe place for people who are all huffy

That would be a 'safe space'. I think you've been in GD too long...

Dis86 · 23 Aug 2022 at 13:10

Le Clandestin Brun said:
That would be a 'safe space'. I think you've been in GD too long...

I'll ask my posty next time I see her!

touch · 23 Aug 2022 at 16:37

Dis86 said:
'Shrug'. I took that as meaning an actual safe place for people who are all huffy

Almost as if it has different meanings when used in different contexts?! Wouldn't it be funny of people made up jokes based on referencing those different meanings

Dis86 · 23 Aug 2022 at 16:45

touch said:
Almost as if it has different meanings when used in different contexts?! Wouldn't it be funny of people made up jokes based on referencing those different meanings

Nobody ever does that. That would be weird.

ivrytwr3 · 24 Aug 2022 at 06:31

Le Clandestin Brun said:
'safe place'

Missed that too! Thought the post had gone woke!