Funny Joke...............

Chuggerboom · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:38

Vladimir the Immigrant arrives at Dover Docks, wanting to work in the UK, suddenly out of nowhere a fairy appears

"Distant traveller, I shall grant you three wishes, what is your first wish?"

Vladimir doesn't hesitate and says "I'm Starving, please, food!"

POW, a huge banquet appears before his eyes

"Your second wish?"

Vladimir gives it some thought "Hmm, I would like a big house to live in"

POW, a massive mansion with a long driveway, gardens and lamborghini appear

"And you final wish?"

Vladimir gives it some more thought before his face lightens up with glee

"I Want to be a proper British citizen!" Vladimir cries with glee

POW...The Banquet and Mansion dissapear

"WHAT?!" Vladimir demands

"You wanted to be British? You get sod all, good day"

Castiel · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:40

ho ho ho.......not!

Ahleckz · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:40

There should be some way for forum members to nominate suspending people. Chugger should be our first.

dekez · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:41

Nothing is going to be as funny as the don closing your last thread, genius!

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18230246

Fenris · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:41

You lied to me.

I will hunt you down.

The Halk · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:41

Closing the last thread exactly when it was closed was a wondeful piece of irony.

Joke isn't too good, and has a taint of xenophobia about it.

meghatronic · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:42

Fenris said:
You lied to me.

I will hunt you down.

And I will be his second.

Castiel · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:43

meghatronic said:
And I will be his second.

Leave some for me...

Chuggerboom · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:43

dekez said:
Nothing is going to be as funny as the don closing your last thread, genius!

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18230246

I'm not really bothered. If you can't have a laugh on here the forums are not worth bothering with anyway.

Geek talk even in the general chat is just mind numbingly boring.

Morba · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:44

You can have a laugh on here, but mindless spam is kinda boring. look at most joke threads, there arent many that really get any laughs.

you dont need to impress anyone here, so chill out and just be normal

Castiel · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:44

Chuggerboom said:
I'm not really bothered. If you can't have a laugh on here the forums are not worth bothering with anyway.

Geek talk even in the general chat is just mind numbingly boring.

Then why join a 'geek' forum?

Not that GD is especially geeky, it is simply that you are especially unfunny.

dekez · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:46

Chuggerboom said:
I'm not really bothered. If you can't have a laugh on here the forums are not worth bothering with anyway.

Geek talk even in the general chat is just mind numbingly boring.

You've got to admit though, that was a quality piece of comic timing!

We're all up for having a laugh, but if you post a crappy joke, the laugh may be at your expense

Rameses · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:46

Chuggs, they're a tough crowd. I should know...my spate of jokes didn't work very well!

GD'ers are a very strange bunch.

GreatAuk · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:48

Chuggerboom said:
wanting to work in the UK

Ah, well there was his mistake! If he had been here to scrounge instead he might have got something! Silly immigrants don't know anything about the UK :mad:

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Chuggerboom · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:48

I thought you Brits had a great sense of humor ( humour ) Obviously not.

I posted jokes in general forum, but even then you guys are too serious.

Stiff upper lip Brit brigade.................Have a nice day geeks

J1234 · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:49

dekez said:
Nothing is going to be as funny as the don closing your last thread, genius!

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18230246

I couldn't help myself

Castiel · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:49

Chuggerboom said:
I thought you Brits had a great sense of humor ( humour ) Obviously not.

I posted jokes in general forum, but even then you guys are too serious.

Stiff upper lip Brit brigade.................Have a nice day geeks

We are not all British.....at least not all the way.

The Halk · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:49

Chuggerboom said:
I thought you Brits had a great sense of humor ( humour ) Obviously not.

I posted jokes in general forum, but even then you guys are too serious.

Stiff upper lip Brit brigade.................Have a nice day geeks

We just don't seem to go for forced humour.

Rameses · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:50

It's not really that, we just have a lot of opinionated weirdo's who live solely in GD, if they sense a foreigner then you're fair game.

Lakeland · 15 Jan 2011 at 23:51

Where's that block feature....