funny last words

""I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." -General John B Sedgwick, seconds before he was cut down by a sharpshooter's bullet at the Battle of Spotsylvania Courthouse.
 
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Nothing will stop this truck......

This Ships Unsinkable!

I have my body armour....

Ugh.

Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry its not that deep.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

Homicidal Tendencies?

Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital.

It's a dud!.

It's fireproof.

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms. .

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

You look just like Charles Manson

Let it down slowly.

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes

I can do that with my eyes closed

look! no hands!

Hey that's not a violin.

Don't be so superstitious.
 
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