Funny sayings request

GravyMonster · 18 Aug 2011 at 16:57

'I could eat the balls off a low flying duck'. Use when hungry.

Banzai_Joe · 19 Aug 2011 at 08:06

Spunkey said:
'I could eat the balls off a low flying duck'. Use when hungry.

LMAO......

gillywibble · 19 Aug 2011 at 08:12

I'll go to the foot of our stairs.

godinman · 19 Aug 2011 at 08:20

'Not the sharpest needle in the haystack'.

Philtor · 19 Aug 2011 at 08:27

'If I had a bag of bruised willies, I wouldn't give her one'

joey1211 · 19 Aug 2011 at 08:31

He could peel an orange in his pocket

uvarvu · 19 Aug 2011 at 08:33

The gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train ain't coming!

GravyMonster · 19 Aug 2011 at 08:43

'Tighter than a Nun's chuff.'

Usually used to describe parking spaces or snooker shots, but YMMV.

Tonyator · 19 Aug 2011 at 08:44

Just gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

Not the brightest crayon in the box.
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

Mr Gimp · 19 Aug 2011 at 08:45

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

First it looked like a delicate flower, but when I'd finished it was like a bulldog eating porridge. My personal fave :cool:

secretspy · 19 Aug 2011 at 08:49

Like giving candy to a baby
As useful as a chocolate teapot

A work mate made one up yesterday something like "like getting sour milk out of a coconut" lol

godinman · 19 Aug 2011 at 08:55

Oh yes. For use when it's hot.

"It's a big George Michael in here!"

"Eh?"

"A bit George Michael, a bit Wham!"

GravyMonster · 19 Aug 2011 at 08:59

'I'd sell your family to a Romanian Circus just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie'.

[FnG]magnolia · 19 Aug 2011 at 09:15

Corsas - love 'em.

Zefan · 19 Aug 2011 at 09:17

BringTheRain said:
MAD AS A BAG OF FROGS

BOX of frogs

secretspy said:
Like giving candy to a baby

TAKING candy from a baby. How does giving candy makes sense

?

:Edit: Well apparently it's actually very popular according to google... it's still taking though!

Fluffybob · 19 Aug 2011 at 09:44

"she/he is as thick as a submarine door"

"Talking to you is like clapping with one hand" (use that a lot at work)

Rids · 19 Aug 2011 at 09:58

Couple of ones that a guy at work has come out with

"The skys your oyster"
"I've got carpet blanch"
"Can you provide us with a quick biopsy"

MikeHunt79 · 19 Aug 2011 at 10:06

Mr Gimp said:
First it looked like a delicate flower, but when I'd finished it was like a bulldog eating porridge. My personal fave

Destroyer^ · 19 Aug 2011 at 10:12

"Bring you're wellies because we are going to be knee deep in klunge!"

"Wetter than a goat in a lake"

"I would ride her into battle"

SourChipmunk · 21 Aug 2011 at 02:23

I just heard this one:

"Yeah, that Sophie woman... I don't think her crackers are quite toasted."

Made me think of this thread.