Funny SMS Jokes

Matt-Page · 12 Aug 2007 at 20:57

Ricochet J said:
What do you call Postman Pat after he's lost his job?

Pat.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

Millwall.FC · 12 Aug 2007 at 20:59

Matt-Page said:
Judging by the team you support (your name), I'm hardley suprised.

i feel the love.

Ricochet J · 12 Aug 2007 at 21:04

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

Tefal · 12 Aug 2007 at 21:13

Matt-Page said:
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

Thats one letter of a compliment in wales.

*i am welsh

Matt-Page · 12 Aug 2007 at 21:16

Tefal said:
Thats one letter of a compliment in wales.

*i am welsh

I feel sorry for you. Surely you can emigrate? It's free to come into England over the bridge of course.

Sinque · 12 Aug 2007 at 21:48

Ricochet J said:
How many ears does Captain Picard have?

Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

Not sure why I laughed

DanMc07 · 12 Aug 2007 at 22:33

Matt-Page said:
Man & wife in bed... Man farts 'n shouts, "One nil" ...Wife squeezes one out 'n shouts back, "One all!" .When it gets to 2 each, the man follows thru 'n ****'s the bed. Wife says, "*** the hell was that?", Bloke replies, "half time, swap sides"!

Lmao that made me laugh

Scottland · 12 Aug 2007 at 22:46

What's white and can't climb tree's...

Angus-Higgins · 12 Aug 2007 at 22:49

Scottland said:
What's white and can't climb tree's...

A drop of milk?

Angus Higgins

Scottland · 12 Aug 2007 at 22:50

Angus-Higgins said:
A drop of milk?

Angus Higgins

Sorry, wrong. It's a Fridge Freezer.

Scottland · 12 Aug 2007 at 22:51

Or a bit of Vic n Bob.

Name a junction on the M6?

[TR]SweetSpotOz · 12 Aug 2007 at 22:52

RandomTom · 12 Aug 2007 at 23:04

Spaghetti Junction? junction 6?

knip · 12 Aug 2007 at 23:09

If your a bloke and its a txt to a bloke....
"Aliens have invaded the planet and are kidnapping all the men with big ****s, you'll be ok, but I was just txting to say goodbye!"

eddie_slovik · 12 Aug 2007 at 23:20

this one will cheer up Millwall.F.C.........

london underground have announced today that the district line will be closed in both directions until further notice.this is due to a massive points failure at upton park.

MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

topgun06 · 12 Aug 2007 at 23:35

eddie_slovik said:
london underground have announced today that the district line will be closed in both directions until further notice.this is due to a massive points failure at upton park.

Or

Network rail have announced that tomorrow the district line will be closed in both directions because of a massive points failure at Leeds...

*gets coat*