Funny social faux pas...

Visage · 27 Sep 2006 at 16:41

University post-finals dinner in the Senior Common Room.

Me, verr drunk. Head tutor mid way through his speech.

I stand up, rather shakily.....he stops, mid sentence.

'Id jusht like to shay...<pause for dramatic effect>....you're all a bunch of <expleteive deleted>s'

Suffice to say - its the swearie that is probably considered the most offensive of all the swearies....

3 minutes later, after he's carried on, I do EXACTLY the same thing again.

I have no recollection of this, but was told, seperately, by 3 different people the next day.

Thank god I'd already passed my finals....

basmic · 27 Sep 2006 at 16:43

Giving my mum a "You're Like a Mum To Me" birthday card. :eek:

Thank God she saw the funny side - God knows what I was thinking.

Pookie Bear · 27 Sep 2006 at 17:44

basmic said:
Giving my mum a "You're Like a Mum To Me" birthday card.

Thank God she saw the funny side - God knows what I was thinking.

haha, that's class

Back on topic, I know a kid who was walking down the street with his Taiwanese girlfriend and asked: "Hey babe, do you fancy a chinkies?".

penski · 27 Sep 2006 at 18:32

Skidmark said:
haha, that's class

Back on topic, I know a kid who was walking down the street with his Taiwanese girlfriend and asked: "Hey babe, do you fancy a chinkies?".

My ex's parents (different ex to the one above) owned the Chinky in my town.

Similar first-night-introduction meal thing.

"I didn't realise you owned the Chinkies."

"Yeah!

"

Her parents were cool.

*n