Poll: Furious licking

[arc@css]

Keep licking.

 

[Gixer]

Nope, both myself and my girlfriend do it we both Oink together

 

[Mr Badger]

Perhaps you should have clarified that this was in a posh restaurant. In front of your boss. And the vicar. And your bank manager, who you need to approve your new mortgage...

 

[Monkeynut]

Use a spoon.

 

[anything I don't mind]

Use some bread soak it up

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

 

[arc@css]

 

[Efour]

Lick. Its not like it wont be dish washed/wife washed anyway....

Some people are way too ...too

 

[wazza300]

no your not a pig,a true pig would have eaten the plate aswell

its good to know you enjoy meaty balls though

 

[Akagi]

Licking the plate? Yes, sorry, definitely lacking some table manners.

Agreed. I wouldn't even do it if I was on my own...

Quite surprised the poll is so balanced... I guess table manners are more rare than I thought... Learn something new every day...

 

[Malevolence]

Starts with plates; ends up with windows.

 

[arknor]

should have took the plate into the kitchen to put in the sink and done your dirty business out of sight you filthy animal.

should have fired a sexual innuendo across her bow thought when she started

 

[Scuzi]

Next time you're furiously licking the wife, stop just before she crests the hill and oink like a pig.

 

[new boy]

I've done it at home before. Me and the GF are past the point where we have to pretend we are perfect.

I also drink the pot noodle juice when I've finished the noodles, which is arguable worse.

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

Agreed. I wouldn't even do it if I was on my own...

Quite surprised the poll is so balanced... I guess table manners are more rare than I thought... Learn something new every day...

It's mainly because the forums are full of fat *****.

 

[arknor]

I drink pot noodle juice first carefully holding the noodles from slipping all over my face with a fork

]I've done it at home before. Me and the GF are past the point where we have to pretend we are perfect.

as it should be really.

 

[snips86x]

I drink pot noodle juice first carefully holding the noodles from slipping all over my face with a fork

 

[arknor]

I can't be the only one who does it.

I always end up with more water than is required even filling to the level and noodles don't seem right swimming in juice

 

[Angilion]

I had no bread!

Why didn't you use cake?

(I know that "cake" is an inaccurate translation and the phrase is propaganda and not a quote, but the joke was right there to be made).

 

[OhEsEcks]

Quite surprised the poll is so balanced... I guess table manners are more rare than I thought... Learn something new every day...

Or not everyone is a pretentious arse.

In any case, I don't. I let the dog lick the plate clean. Saves me washing it before I put it in the dishwasher.