Gallardo V bentley

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 15:04

Ha, my mates got a 2008 Gallardo e gear thing and from a standing start my Bentley just done him YES YES YES ****ing victory is mine get in there

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 15:06

Ha you all **** out of luck for a video but i was a good half car in front of him at about 70

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 15:14

We slowed down its a country road we had a go on all be it a straight one

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 15:15

peterattheboro said:
Lies.

Or your mate is a crap driver

Im telling you he hoofed it and i hoofed it and he was not as fast, im over the ****ing moon cos he did think that car was some sort of space ship

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 15:29

peterattheboro said:
BRB watching

Ark at that dick "id buy an Aston Martin" yea and then id drive past you while your on the back of the RAC break down truck.

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 15:33

Im telling you this is the best car iv ever had bar none, wait till i have this re mapped 680 bhp and in comfort, i defy anyone beat that they reccon 3.5 seconds to 60 with a map and a bit off the 0-100.

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 15:51

3k for the remap but from proper people Phantom motor cars, very good people, 2 brothers there.

Mulsanne needs 1 more year till some people start selling the new ones.

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 15:57

My mate Tony has gone home now, hes wounded i can tell, he really did think his car was the fastest thing on the road

4 lines and 3 large ones you be sorted son, suck it up

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 16:02

gord said:
Is he a forum member here?

Tony no, all my mates think im a geek with all this rubbish

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 16:07

gord said:
You just can't win, cos we all think you're mad taunting your opposition on a forum he won't see!

You mad geek you!

No im gonna send him the link when im drunk in a minute, plus il be ringing hoim all night he wont forget this ass wooping i gave him, dont you worry

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 16:29

No you gotta see Tony, hes got the diamond Rolex the big **** off 4 carat ring and the sun tan, its not often he comes over from Marbella, and now hes going home with an arse wooping im ****ing buzzing

Get back on that boat son, lolololol get on

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 19:08

BigT said:
Saw a bentley GTC coming off towards the A20 towards West Kingsdown this afternoon and thought of you. Was black though so presume it's not yours.

my partner Dave got a GTC but his aint black got the DP p[late on it, his car got 29 big mac wrappers oin the back and his wife Viv

in school we called her viv the div

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 19:20

there Daves GTC when he got it that bloke we bought it from had a farm with sheep and and sheeeep

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 19:23

DM said:
there Daves GTC when he got it that bloke we bought it from had a farm with sheep and and sheeeep and other animals but mostly sheep

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 19:40

its the seats and the everytyhing else the bentley just kicks all them others arse

Ferrari they are for gay people and aston martin they are for people that like breaking down

i broke down in the kings road in a db9, i had the good jacket on and the sun glasses i just given the girl at the bus stop by car phone wharehouse the wink, got the nice smile back, this girl was lovely let me tell you, next thing iv broke down in the layby opposite and the nigerian is giving me parking ticket number one

now i know for a fact back in nigeria his father was a chief, but sadly here in London the **** was working for westmister council and im another 70 quid worse off

anyway i took it like a man you know chin up and all thaty, anyway a few hours later im 6 or 7 grand worse off for5 a gearbox, its enoughj to ****ing depress anyone let me tell you

if i didnt have bad luck i wouldnt have any luck at all, that nigerian swine he gave me 2 tickets before i was low loaded away i know i made his day shiney faced swinew him

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 20:04

Chives said:
Careful don't want to offend spie

no he understands, he moved to abroad to avoid these swine.

me im still here paying the bloody tax last man standing thats me its me thye last man

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 20:10

anyway **** it i think i been short changed on my bhp per ton jobber im sure i beet gibbo by more than 1

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 20:18

slylittlefox said:
And good to know we can add casual racism to your list of endearing traits

Racism, your ****ing joking, im an equal opotunity hater, i dislike everyone the same

anyway **** you, when you recovered from having no money no money give me a shout.

Now you really got something to whine about

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 20:23

G-MAN2004 said:
I see no racism.

ignore him hes suffering from i got a small willy, no girl friend and live in a skip syndrome, he be alright in a bit

DM · 9 Jul 2011 at 20:27

flibbage0 said:
I'm pretty sure if the guy was chinese or american he would have said the same thing.

Its not racism.

Question for DM, what pulls more Aston Martin or Bentley in your experience?

Sadly the aston martin but thats cos most women dont know a good car when they see one