[GAME] Corrupt A Wish

[Stoner81]

Now this thread can/does get seriously funny seriously quick basically the idea is that you post a wish and then the next poster grants it but corrupts it in some way and then posts a wish of his/her own and so on.

For example;

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you are scared of heights!

Then the poster would post their wish and onwards we continue

So I will start us off then ... I wish I could breathe underwater.

Stoner81.

 

[Garee]

Granted but you are scared of water!

I wish I could time travel.

 

[Destination]

Granted, but you can never return home.

I wish I was a butterfly...

 

[Belmit]

Granted. But you will only live for one day.

I wish I could play the guitar like Hendrix.

 

[slylittlefox]

Granted, but you have no hands with which to play it.

I wish I was an astronaut.

 

[Metalface Mark]

Granted, but you dont wear a spacesuit so you expand and blow up.

I wish I could sleep with Meg Ryan.

 

[spudbynight]

Granted, but you have no hands with which to play it.

I wish I was an astronaut.

Granted but your spaceship is about to crash.

I wish I owned Facebook

 

[Greenlizard0]

Granted but your spaceship is about to crash.

I wish I owned Facebook

Granted, but nobody's your friend.

I wish I owned antlers.

 

[spudbynight]

Granted, but you dont wear a spacesuit so you expand and blow up.

I wish I could sleep with Meg Ryan.

You can, she is really a man.

I wish I owned Facebook

 

[gillywibble]

Granted, but you suck.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

 

[arknor]

Granted, but you suck.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

granted but you become morbidly obese , your girl dumps you , the hat no longer fits so the rabit hits you with its bat for breaking its hat and your cars suspension can nolonger handle your morbidly obese weight.

I wish i could close this thread

 

[mufcmark]

But your not a don

I wish arknor was a don so he could close the thread.

 

[jp_bl_68]

Granted. But he chooses not to close the thread. Instead he permabans mufcmark.

I wish I was a hot 19 year old lesbian.

 

[sanaxe1]

Granted. But he chooses not to close the thread. Instead he permabans mufcmark.

I wish I was a hot 19 year old lesbian.

Granted you make love with a fat butch lesbian named stevie.

I wish i was rich.

 

[Angelos_n]

granted, but you are a fat, old ginger haired dyke.

i wish that i was the smartest person ever

 

[Angelos_n]

Granted you make love with a fat butch lesbian named stevie.

I wish i was rich.

dammit i was BEATEN!!!

 

[GravyMonster]

Granted. But he chooses not to close the thread. Instead he permabans mufcmark.

I wish I was a hot 19 year old lesbian.

Granted. But you star in 2 girl 1 cup style 'art' films.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.

// dammit, ginger stepchildren etc.

 

[arknor]

Granted. But you star in 2 girl 1 cup style 'art' films.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.

// dammit, ginger stepchildren etc.

granted but you spend your days drinking cider and watching jeremy kyle while waiting for your gyro.

i wish i could lose 1 million $

 

[Cosimo]

granted but you spend your days drinking cider and watching jeremy kyle while waiting for your gyro.

i wish i could lose 1 million $

Granted but you will also lose your home and your self-respect.

I wish I could fly to the moon.

 

[arknor]

Granted but you will also lose your home and your self-respect.

I wish I could fly to the moon.

granted but moon is made of cheese.

i wish that 1 million $ i previously lost wasnt lost just misplaced.

i only had it in the first place because u granted the wish that i would lose it