Garfield without Garfield
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Soldato
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hehe, kinda funny 
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On a scale of 1 to 10, it was okay.
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Garfield should be thrown into a black hole 
Removing Garfield from the cartoon exposes how pointless it actually is since it's funnier and more surreal without its main character. It's funny in a less obvious way.
Garfield should be thrown into a black hole
I nearly turned into Garfield last week. Had lasagne for 4 days solid...we made a lot
it's just not funny.
I knew you were going to say that, you misery.
I would, but I don't think any exists.
RIMMER: You lost your virginity on a golf course? How did you have the
nerve?
LISTER: It wasn't in the middle of the Ryder Cup or anything. It was
midnight.
RIMMER: Oh, I see.
LISTER: Michelle. Michelle Fisher. God, she was gorgeous.
RIMMER: How old were you?
LISTER: Just gorgeous. If she'd have wanted, she could probably have got
a job behind the perfume counter at Lewis', that's how good-looking she
was.
RIMMER: How old were you?
LISTER: She took off all her clothes and just stood there in front of me,
completely naked. I was so excited, I nearly dropped my skateboard.
RIMMER: Your skateboard? How old were you?
LISTER: Twelve.
RIMMER: Twelve! Twelve years old?! You lost your virginity when you
were twelve???
LISTER: Yeah.
RIMMER: Twelve?? (Pause.) Well, you can't have been a full member of the
Golf Club, then.
LISTER: 'Course I wasn't.
RIMMER: You did it on a golf course, and you weren't a member?
LISTER: 'Course I wasn't.
RIMMER: You didn't pay any green fees or anything?
LISTER: It was just a place to go.
RIMMER: I used to play golf. I hate people who abuse the facilities.
nerve?
LISTER: It wasn't in the middle of the Ryder Cup or anything. It was
midnight.
RIMMER: Oh, I see.
LISTER: Michelle. Michelle Fisher. God, she was gorgeous.
RIMMER: How old were you?
LISTER: Just gorgeous. If she'd have wanted, she could probably have got
a job behind the perfume counter at Lewis', that's how good-looking she
was.
RIMMER: How old were you?
LISTER: She took off all her clothes and just stood there in front of me,
completely naked. I was so excited, I nearly dropped my skateboard.
RIMMER: Your skateboard? How old were you?
LISTER: Twelve.
RIMMER: Twelve! Twelve years old?! You lost your virginity when you
were twelve???
LISTER: Yeah.
RIMMER: Twelve?? (Pause.) Well, you can't have been a full member of the
Golf Club, then.
LISTER: 'Course I wasn't.
RIMMER: You did it on a golf course, and you weren't a member?
LISTER: 'Course I wasn't.
RIMMER: You didn't pay any green fees or anything?
LISTER: It was just a place to go.
RIMMER: I used to play golf. I hate people who abuse the facilities.
The blender one made me snigger a bit
the reason I don't think it's funny is because it's just a punch line without any setup.
classic