Gatwick - suspicious van found

davido_labido · 4 May 2013 at 03:23

dave_beast said:
A lot of bombs of varying types are found regularly.

Ask yourself this before coming back with anymore sarcastic comments...

Do you think they would let news agencies know that a bomb was found?

If there was a chance, albeit small, that an explosive device was in a locked van in a multi story car park next to one of Londons busiest airports, that they would use controlled explosions to gain entry?

Do you lot believe everything you read in the paper or see on the news?

Read the piece below, it sounds right up your street.

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Started-in-Stand-up-Comedy

urm... ... 64?

dave_beast · 4 May 2013 at 03:43

davido_labido said:
urm... ... 64?

How about a nice cold glass of

Shayper · 4 May 2013 at 04:11

The butthurt is strong with this one.

Vulcan · 4 May 2013 at 09:45

dave_beast said:
Do you lot believe everything you read in the paper or see on the news?

Do you always believe everything you read on Twitter?

Jono8 · 4 May 2013 at 10:20

dave_beast said:
A lot of bombs of varying types are found regularly.

Ask yourself this before coming back with anymore sarcastic comments...

Do you think they would let news agencies know that a bomb was found?

If there was a chance, albeit small, that an explosive device was in a locked van in a multi story car park next to one of Londons busiest airports, that they would use controlled explosions to gain entry?

Do you lot believe everything you read in the paper or see on the news?

Read the piece below, it sounds right up your street.

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Started-in-Stand-up-Comedy

But I have heard in other threads that our lizard man government loves to keep us in fear of terrorist so they can take away our freedom and impose tighter laws? Surely they would jump at the chance to tell us all about big scary bombs in airports?

Firestar_3x · 4 May 2013 at 10:31

dave_beast said:
Do you think they would let news agencies know that a bomb was found?

If there was a chance, albeit small, that an explosive device was in a locked van in a multi story car park next to one of Londons busiest airports, that they would use controlled explosions to gain entry?

Do you lot believe everything you read in the paper or see on the news?

I see, so all the times they actually find car bombs, pipe bombs and mortars in NI and report those on the news is what exactly??

They use controlled explosions to gain entry and neutralise suspect packages all the time, they just evacuate the area first, erm like they did at gatwick.

Just admit you got this thread wrong and move along.

Sui · 4 May 2013 at 10:34

2. If there was a chance, albeit small, that an explosive device was in a locked van in a multi story car park next to one of Londons busiest airports, that they would use controlled explosions to gain entry?

I'm not even sure what you're trying to prove here.

TheVoice · 4 May 2013 at 10:40

I love that his logic is: You didn't hear about it, so it must be true.

yozzer2001 · 4 May 2013 at 10:43

dave_beast said:
I have inside information that a bomb was found
Wait and see

er no you dont

Scuzi · 4 May 2013 at 12:53

Shayper said:
The butthurt is strong with this one.

It's at goatc levels

Burnsy2023 · 4 May 2013 at 14:17

dave_beast said:
A lot of bombs of varying types are found regularly.

Ask yourself this before coming back with anymore sarcastic comments...

Do you think they would let news agencies know that a bomb was found?

If there was a chance, albeit small, that an explosive device was in a locked van in a multi story car park next to one of Londons busiest airports, that they would use controlled explosions to gain entry?

Do you lot believe everything you read in the paper or see on the news?

Read the piece below, it sounds right up your street.

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Started-in-Stand-up-Comedy

You were wrong, although you don't want to admit it, that's ok. Everyone gets things wrong sometimes.