Try not to come across as the terrible person you really are.
If you use the term "self-diagnosed" anywhere in any of your posts at any time and in any context whatsoever people will stop reading. And probably RTM you.
Also, tell us all about your anime collection (post pics for extra rad factor!)
If you're going to take the 'trapped in a well' approach regarding relationship advice you're requesting then just do not bother. Seriously, don't. If you don't want help then don't post because I'm sure even you have at least one friend who will listen and agree with you that "that bitch doesn't know what she's missing, now where are my Cheetos and Gatorade?"
If you unironically relate to any of the following words please don't post : edgy, zany or special.
Post count means nothing so don't be afraid of it and don't crave it.
Avatars here don't mean what they do every other single place on the internet. dealwithitdog.jpg (I find this hard but meh)
Link-and-running? No thank you, sir!
Being an armchair advice guru is fine but remember you're probably talking to someone who needs real, genuine advice as opposed to something you half remember from some TV show or - oh God, even worse - some Cosplay convention.
I'm going to work and will almost certainly think of more.
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