General Darts Thread

[Kelt]

Easy peasy, Michael squeezy.

 

[Kelt]

I'll be going dual screen just in case.

 

[Kelt]

Joyce on fire at the moment.

 

[Kelt]

Whats going on with Barneys barnet?

He's been to the same over enthusiastic barber as Damon Heta.

 

[Kelt]

Oh man, the Barney of old is long gone.

 

[Kelt]

Oh dear, Littler match is gonna clash with the boxing unless the main event is delayed.

Kelt warms his tablet up.

 

[Kelt]

That's the worst leg I've seen Littler have for a while.

It's the Xbox logo weighing him down on the left, it's screwing with his balance.

 

[Kelt]

Luke not firing on all cylinders, if he doesn't step up he could lose this.

 

[Kelt]

Nooooooooooo you're not my father!

 

[Kelt]

Someone pressed the Awesome button on the Xbox controller.

 

[Kelt]

OK, big fight on the big TV, lesser darts on the tablet.

 

[Kelt]

Yeh, impressive display from Heta.

 

[Kelt]

Opening 10 darter from Searle!

 

[Kelt]

Those poor girls trying to 'dance' to that walk on noise!

What is it with the Dutch and their walk on 'music'.

 

[Kelt]

The big man off to a flyer, 3 nil and a 147 out.

 

[Kelt]

Comeooooon Cullen!

 

[Kelt]

2-0 Cullen, keep it up Joe, keep it up.

 

[Kelt]

That'll do Joe, that'll do

 

[Kelt]

European champ Edhouse knocked out, quelle surprise.

 

[Kelt]

Schindler's missed!