Get a certificate for catching the bus!

OK, i can see what this borne out of, in that Metro article, theres a comment along the lines of, this is the only award some of these kids are ever going to get.

So my guess would be, the "logic" behind all of this probably started when somebody thought "we really need to give these kids a taste of what it feels like to achieve an award, then hopefully a small percentage that perhaps wouldnt have previousely ever even considered doing well at their GCSEs etc, may now try".

HOWEVER, lets face it, the scheme is just silly, it makes a mockery of the vast majority who do not fall into the slightly mentally challenged criteria that something like this should be aimed at. Esepcially by wasting the resources of an official exam board in order to do the printing.

Stuff like this really makes me wonder how much of a barrier there is between the crackpots running our councils, and us. This is the kind of idea that should have come up during a "blueskies" session on a Friday afternoon, and then certain aspects drawn from it and used elsewhere. It most certainly should not have got to the stage where people of obviously normal intelligence are recieving official, ratified qualifications through the door from an exam board that they should have a healthy respect for :(
 
OK, i can see what this borne out of, in that Metro article, theres a comment along the lines of, this is the only award some of these kids are ever going to get.

So my guess would be, the "logic" behind all of this probably started when somebody thought "we really need to give these kids a taste of what it feels like to achieve an award, then hopefully a small percentage that perhaps wouldnt have previousely ever even considered doing well at their GCSEs etc, may now try".

HOWEVER, lets face it, the scheme is just silly, it makes a mockery of the vast majority who do not fall into the slightly mentally challenged criteria that something like this should be aimed at. Esepcially by wasting the resources of an official exam board in order to do the printing.

Stuff like this really makes me wonder how much of a barrier there is between the crackpots running our councils, and us. This is the kind of idea that should have come up during a "blueskies" session on a Friday afternoon, and then certain aspects drawn from it and used elsewhere. It most certainly should not have got to the stage where people of obviously normal intelligence are recieving official, ratified qualifications through the door from an exam board that they should have a healthy respect for :(

Maybe the exam board could revoke the certificate for people who cheat?
 
Certificates that would be more useful than this:

Certificate in giving female orgasms
Certificate in drinking responsibly
Certificate in manners
Certificate in common sense (irony?)

I would like the female orgam one please and I want an oral exam with a pretty fit examiner otherwise I'm calling unfair practice.
 
Certificates that would be more useful than this:

Certificate in giving female orgasms
Certificate in drinking responsibly
Certificate in manners
Certificate in common sense (irony?)

I would like the female orgam one please and I want an oral exam with a pretty fit examiner otherwise I'm calling unfair practice.

Hell, I should get all of those!
 
Originally Posted by The Metro article
Youth support services director Barbara Lewis insisted: 'For some, it may be the only qualifications they get.'

That's the most depressing thing i've heard all week
 
This thread made me think of this:

Achievement.aspx


How awesome would it be to get achievements for small things you do in life?
 
If this is indeed real, it shows how soceity(and future kids) want to award more and more, for less effort. Also how kids need constant reassurance that they are doing well.
Said it before, this crap about "no losers, everyone is a winner" is getting worse.
I mean, it's easy enough these days to get good grades, it's bloody laughable seeing my friends course details. (All though I don't mean everyone, it's just an increasing number).

It's not just real life either, right in our backyard with gaming, achievement this, achievment that.
Like some people need to feel good with this ****? :O
 
its a piece of paper that costs a few pence, thats what is wasted, £20,000 is nonsense which you all believe

+ postage
+ man hours taken to register it
+ printing costs

Multiply this by the number of people who get it.

= a waste of money.
 
This was in metro too. I liked what his dad said

"Darrel (or whatever his name was) will go a long way in life...especially if he catches the No. 126"
 
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