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ConTRo13R

ConTRo13R

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Whats the highest amount of calories in one item of food?

i wanna gain a lot of weight and fast lol strange seen as everyone wants to loose weight!

does your skeleton get bigger is you get fatter?
 
ConTRo13R said:
Whats the highest amount of calories in one item of food?

i wanna gain a lot of weight and fast lol strange seen as everyone wants to loose weight!

does your skeleton get bigger is you get fatter?
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single item of food?
or a mashup?

why do you want to gain weight?
 
ConTRo13R said:
Whats the highest amount of calories in one item of food?

i wanna gain a lot of weight and fast lol strange seen as everyone wants to loose weight!
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Well, you could eat crap like McDonalds but you're better off eating things high in protein/low in fat such as chicken, fish etc. and more of it while exercising and weight training in order to keep the body fat as low as you can.

ConTRo13R said:
does your skeleton get bigger is you get fatter?
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ConTRo13R said:
i dont wanna grow muscle just a nice layer of flubber!
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And a nice big skeleton to go with that layer of flubber! If you want to put weight on, get your self some lucozade 6 packs, loads of junk food, basically anything that's stocked full of sugar, and do as little exercise as possible.
 
Best bet is suet, it's mostly just fat and is horrible. It's what they use for polar expeditions.
 
my alter ego hey! well good luck even though i hope your not just mocking those of us who want to lose the extra weight?



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