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Warmth and Energy?

I hope that was for comedic value.

For starters fat doesn't have much blood flow, it's deposited andforgotten about till your body needs it. So it'll just get cold then you'll take longer to warm up.

Seriously, you sound like you're a retard to me.
 
Warmth and Energy?

I hope that was for comedic value.

For starters fat doesn't have much blood flow, it's deposited andforgotten about till your body needs it. So it'll just get cold then you'll take longer to warm up.

Seriously, you sound like you're a retard to me.

an Your an utter ~#@! but im not offensive to you, my lifestyle, my choices, if i wanna gain wait for my own reasons i will, just need a lil help starting off!

yes comedic value im fully aware of the implications of fat n the body
 
an Your an utter ~#@! but im not offensive to you, my lifestyle, my choices, if i wanna gain wait for my own reasons i will, just need a lil help starting off!

yes comedic value im fully aware of the implications of fat n the body

Explain why you need to do it and you wont get comments like that? Simple eh!
 
Why would you want to do that to your own body? It is your only vessel to transport your consciousness, it wears out over time, like any machine, but why would you want to actively do something to its detriment?? You should be striving to make it the best vessel for you, maintaining it, to ensure it carries you for the longest possible time.
 
Explain why you need to do it and you wont get comments like that? Simple eh!

tis for medical reasons that im not going into, only want couple of stone i dont wanna be the 28stone IT executive lol

My consciousness would kill me if it kenw i was doing this to it :D
 
tis for medical reasons that im not going into, only want couple of stone i dont wanna be the 28stone IT executive lol

My consciousness would kill me if it kenw i was doing this to it :D

What possible medical reasons could there be to gain body weight as fat? Did they not give you any pointers when they told you to go gain weight?
 
If he was going somewhere cold theres nothing wrong with wanting to bulk up a little, though its a common belief that fat does help us insulate heat and keep warm, though sadly this isnt as true as it is with other animals. Maybe he just needs the extra calories?

Maybe he wants to be fat?

Maybes hes an actor who needs to gain weight?

Maybes hes part of an experiment?

Do not judge when you dont know the real reasons.


My tip : Chinese all you can eat buffet twice a week, should be on local for approx £6-£7, binge drink with cider too. I could never put weight on, I was called 'etho' by a few friends in school... was mostly same through college.. then at Uni I started drinking cider.. HELLO CIDER GUT <3
 
Just eat less healthily, ie processed food, fast food etc and take no exercise. You'll be suing OcUK for making you fat in no time :)
 
Don't take people advice about eating a load of junk food you want just fat not an arse load of cholesterol and other junk.
 
tis for medical reasons that im not going into, only want couple of stone i dont wanna be the 28stone IT executive lol

My consciousness would kill me if it kenw i was doing this to it :D

Your doctor sucks. At 5'10" and 11 stone you are on the borderline of Ok and Overweight according to the BMI index...

Unless your 'medical reasons' are your planning on starving yourself for a month and dont want to die, then Id be worried about who told you to put on weight.
 
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